This run was accomplished due to a glitch of (presumably) my own discovery, which I've dubbed as the Quick Turn exploit. At least for now, until I decide that name sucks. By falling at a certain angle, you can land in a state of still being attached to the wall and turning back and forth to quickly gain % and speed.

Every run I submit for NO THING is dedicated to my copilot, Alexandra.

Mod note: updated from 54s to 53s920ms during leaderboard ms conversion.