You stand a ghost of a chance of beating this run!

Another 1-match IL. My goal was a first inning mercy with 16 plate appearances, and yes, I did get that. However, my batting leaves much to be desired (lots of unnecessary baserunning and a few replays) and I threw a couple of Balls on defense- in a category this short, I should be going all-out and throwing nine pitches total; there's little point in playing it safe when the entire thing finishes in under six minutes anyway.

Still, fair enough for a first submission. :)