Fatty Bear is an Alien - Hear me Out
4 years ago
Canada

So I have a theory that Fatty Bear is an alien

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My theory is that Fatty Bear is alien, and that is because the UFO references in this game are too numerous to be coincidental. Other reasons why the fat bear could be a robot/alien thingy is because he can move without walking, has no temptation to eat the cake (he doesn't need to eat), his eyes are all white with black irises like a camera lens instead of having brown ones which would make sense for a typical doll. He also seems very knowledgable about the inner workings of suburban homes compared to other characters and there have been many times when he appears to talk using symbols that only someone who knows binary code would understand so maybe he really does come from outer space? Also you never see him eating anything throughout the entire game though there's food around him constantly.

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So what if the Fat Bear is actually an AI sent by aliens as part of an experiment to observe human behavior? It was created to look cute and cuddly but it turns out not everything goes according to plan. The AI gets into the house after being accidentally left behind during a mission and starts spying on its creators while they sleep. At first, it tries to learn how humans live, but then it begins to realize something isn't right. Its creators don't seem happy or satisfied with their lives; instead, they're always stressed and unhappy. After observing them I believe Fatty Bear made a concsious decision to help this dysfunctional family?

Why do I think they're dysfunctional? Well, they're heavy enough sleepers to not hear the rucus of a dog running around the house with CHOCOLATE chips! Also, they let that poor thing alone in the kitchen without airholes! What were they thinking? The house is not safe for their spawn kid either, because the laundry chute is at the same height of a small child. A kid could get stuck in there! Fire hazard anyone? Also there's a snake under the couch, and I also think there might be a lion in one of the kitchen cupboards.

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If there's one thing that's clear, it's that Fatty Bear is nice and polite. A pretty considerate fellow. So he's a kind alien! Maybe he's just trying to HELP these people become happier, more productive members of society? If you ask me, he deserves some respect! And even though he's a little bit strange sometimes...I'd say we should give him a chance to prove himself! Let's hope he stays here and becomes our friend.

The truth will be revealed soon, guys! You'll find out what else I've dug up in my next post, and maybe someday enjoy my Fatty Bear music videos: "Dance Party" & "Belly Flop." They're guaranteed to put a smile on your face! I might make music with the piano in the living room.

Bearbeitet von der Autor 4 years ago
Canada

The evidence of him being an alien go further than this. Take note of something very peculiar in the spawn kid's room: click the light and BAM what do you see? A UFO! Go in the parent's room and click under the bed and what do you see? BAM another UFO! Go outside and look through the telescope and what do you see?

A spaceship! And there are some weird lights inside! Could they be alien spaceships?! Why else would he have a telescope? He'd be able to watch the stars and planets in the sky, wouldn't he? If we take the evidence seriously, it becomes clear that the Fat Bear is an extraterrestrial visitor! There's no way he came here naturally. I bet Fatty Bear whispered thoughts into the spawn kid's ear at night telling her to ask her parents for a telescope.

He must've come from somewhere, because when he looks through the telescope and sees Saturn he says "Hey look another planet!" Who the heck says ANOTHER planet when they look through a telescope? It sounds like he's been to several planets using that kind of language!

And this is the final note and this will blow your mind. There is a rocket ship in the backyard. If you go right beside the pumpkin patch, you will see that the pine tree is actually a rocket ship in disguise. Of course it is! It's way too small and clearly not a sproutling! Why on earth would there be a rocket ship disguised as a tree? There is no question that this is the ship that Fatty Bear used to get there.

Bearbeitet von der Autor 4 years ago
Canada

The implications are startling. This proves beyond any doubt that Fatty Bear is an alien! He is definitely from outer space. Some would say he's nice, since he made the spawn kid a cake? Whose to say he didn't build the cake to encourage bad eating habits? Or perhaps he wanted to help her gain weight? He did leave a few chocolate chips on the counter. Maybe he wants us all to gain a little bit of weight. Maybe he wants us all to be fat like him. Of course it's Fatty bear making a cake and if you pay attention, you'll notice that the way he talks with the rabbit it sounds like this isn't the first time he's baked a cake!

Regardless, I do think he's nice. He does seem very sweet and considerate, working hard to make a good surprise. In conclusion, the evidence points towards the fact that this is an alien creature. But why does he want to be seen as a toy? Because he wants to blend in and be accepted. In order to do that, he needs to appear comforting. That's my personal opinion.

I hope this makes you reconsider the Fat Bear's true identity.

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