I (jokingly) feel like I cheated because I was directly responsible for the ghost checkpoint glitch that skips almost the entire second section of the tutorial with the press of the respawn button.

Definitely NOT a perfect run, and was mostly done from me just fiddling around with things before this page came up. Though some of these glitches can definitely be combined with others from other runs to get a sub 10:00 (hint hint nudge nudge), but I don't really have the patience for that, so this'll probably be my only run for this game (but no guarantees that'll be the case).