It was a dark and stormy night when I decided to attempt the ultimate challenge: speedrunning all the minigames in Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue for the Xbox. Little did I know that this decision would lead me down a path of terror and insanity.
I chose to play as Ms. Hepburn, thinking her refined elegance would guide me through the challenges ahead. But as soon as I started the game, strange things began to happen. The game kept breaking the fourth wall, with characters speaking directly to me, warning me of the dangers ahead.
The minigames themselves were maddeningly difficult, with no room for error. Every time I failed, the game seemed to grow darker and more sinister. And then, I heard it - a black cat outside my window, screaming in pain and fear. I could barely hear it over the sound of the game, but it was there, a constant reminder of the horrors I was unleashing.
As I approached the final minigame, I felt a creeping dread in the pit of my stomach. I knew that this was where things would get truly terrifying. And they did. The game glitched and twisted, the graphics distorting into an unholy mess of glitched pixels and twisted lines. I could hear a voice whispering to me, urging me to keep going, to finish the game no matter what.
And then, it was over. I had beaten the game, but at what cost? I looked outside my window, and the black cat was still there, staring at me with accusing eyes. I knew that I had done something terrible, something that I could never undo. And as the storm raged on outside, I was left alone with my thoughts and my guilt, haunted by the memory of my terrible deed.
# | Name | Split | Finished at |
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1 | -SV Lasso | 1m 09s 794ms | 1m 09s 794ms |
2 | -SP Lasso | 1m 04s 090ms | 2m 13s 884ms |
3 | {Lasso Challenge} SL Lasso | 1m 00s 751ms | 3m 14s 635ms |
4 | -SV Coin | 1m 22s 138ms | 4m 36s 773ms |
5 | -SP Coin Gold | 1m 18s 275ms | 5m 55s 048ms |
6 | {Coin Challenge} SL Coin | 1m 36s 434ms | 7m 31s 482ms |
7 | -SV Gallop | 1m 37s 183ms | 9m 08s 665ms |
8 | -SP Gallop | 1m 31s 852ms | 10m 40s 517ms |
9 | {The Races} SL Gallop | 1m 52s 454ms | 12m 32s 971ms |
10 | Seagull Beach | 0m 51s 338ms | 13m 24s 309ms |