I'll be your hot mommy if you want 😰👅

He'll break the WR while submitting the run to speedrun.com

I'm sorry

Wow you are so smart

I made my account to submit a run I did on a mobile game while taking a shit

In the Mario Kart community its rare a new player even needs a video for their time. I'm sure the quality is good enough.

@SillyCrazyMan08 because of legacy rules and backwards compatibility

Why do I feel like I know exactly who this is

[QUOTE=Drakodan] We've gotta stop children from being able to use the internet unsupervised. [/QUOTE] Absolutely not! The last thing we should be promoting is spying on others. Instead I would argue we just need to straight up take away their access to the internet until they're old enough to behave responsibly.

Not allowed.

Jon was hospitalized 28 times as a child. Children's National Hospital helped Jon restore his health and achieve his dreams of being an Olympic athlete.

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When he woke up in September 2011, he did not have a lot of nutrition (he only needed to feed himself a bit of liquid milk and milk powder), and his heart rate was below normal. By the time of his 2008 Summer Gold medal match with the United States in the Summer Sevens, Jon had been severely injured in a car crash. All five of his arms were severely bruised, his wrist shot and he had never seen a player get worse. Jon had been hit by a car, and he was forced to fall more than 20 feet before being dropped off at a hospital.

Jon's friends and coaches would not accept that his leg was seriously injured, so they had him hospitalized, and his team went to South Florida to try and help him find a job as a chef there. The local restaurant he was going to work at was named "Jacks Nuts," so he hired a chef from the community.

The next day, Nick was driving to work when he felt a foot spasming and got worried that he might have to pull over to grab a bus ticket. He figured he'd run up the side of the road and look to see if he could get some rest before being sent to South Florida. After that he went to work one more time, only to have the last seat on

DaBaby Lets go 🤙

https://github.com/speedruncomorg/api

[QUOTE=ActuallyElite] You don’t have to criticize it. [/QUOTE] Where is the criticising lol

[QUOTE=ActuallyElite] Damn, I just wanted to ask a question and now I’m in a toxic waste factory. [/QUOTE] Isn't toxic waste usually a byproduct of factories that produce other goods? I'm not aware of any factories that specialise in the production of toxic waste 😀

This is especially important for API changes, as there have been cases recently of peoples tools breaking unexpectedly due to unannounced changes (or so I've heard)

Cam to the rescue once again

cool

[QUOTE=starsmiley] They're kinda busy programming. [/QUOTE] Everyone knows that programming is 20% coding and 80% plagerising/browsing the internet with 10 irrelevant tabs open that are only causing distractions.

Moderating is actually pretty nice until your game becomes not totally irrelevant and then you want to die

[QUOTE=shenef] [QUOTE=Garsh] You two are truly what keeps speedrun.com running. [/QUOTE] The curse of the backend developer. [/QUOTE] The curse of the sysadmin.