The fade-to-black transitions become more or less instant at around 10000 cycles on DOSBox.
Glitches
Journal Warp Glitch: Use the journal in the inventory to go the menu. Load game. Double click on an exit to warp there directly. Also skips cutscenes that are supposed to start on the screen transition. Can lead to softlocks in a few places.
F1 Skip Glitch: Press F1 to open the menu on the exact moment a cutscene begins and it will be skipped. Leads to crashes in a few cases.
Textless Glitched State: Hold Esc to exit a conversation and you will be in a state where no text appears. Certain cutscenes are significantly shorter with this.
Conversations
bellboy: 2, 1, 2, 3
Lola: 3, 1, 1
F1 after "And I suppose you want me to help you escape?"
Anderson: 2, 2
Esc after "There's still more to come."
Sparky: 3, 1
Esc on "Here you go Joe."
Skip: 2, 3, 2, 3
Esc on "I'm sure it will!"
Mary-Lou: 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3
Esc on "It's not worn out is it?"
Naomi: 2, 3, 2
Esc on "I haven't the heart to tell Bob what happened..."
witch doctor: 1, 1, 3, 2
Esc on "A friend, huh?"
Bud: 3
Esc on "Thanks."
chef: 3
Esc on "I'm trying to make the Doctor his lunch,"
Henry: Esc, 3, 4
Esc after "He seemed pretty steamed up"
Princess Azura: 2
Esc on "Why, thanks Jack."
bedraggled prisoner: 2, 1
F1 on "That ain't a stick, that's a baseball bat!"
Faye: 2, 3, 4, 3
F1 after "By the way, the princess wants to see you..."
ferryman: 1, 2, 1, 1
Esc on "Hmmm."
ferryman: 1
F1 on "Oh alright."
riddle ghost: 2, 3, 3, ..Esc
Esc after "Only if you are good enough."
zombie woman: 2, 1, 2, 2
Esc on "That is not true!"
zombie woman: 2, 2, Esc, Esc
Esc on "You did what?"
Ian: 3, 2
F1 on "Ah, of course"
Ironstein: 2, 4, 2
Esc when the close-up ends
Klunk: 3, 2, ..Esc
Esc on "Oh yeah?"
Faye: 3, ..Esc
Esc on "Oh, I get it..."
Route Notes
(RC) stands for right click
Hotel
use curtain cord (RC)
pick up sheets (P)
pick up other sheet (P)
use sheet on other sheet (2, 1, Esc)
use sheet rope on radiator (1, Esc)
use radiator with sheet rope (RC, Esc)
move ladder (M, Esc)
pick up comedy breasts (P)
pick up crowbar (P)
journal to [left] door (4)
[make a separate save to enable textless later]
talk to bellboy (RC, 2, 1, 2, 3)
pick up key (P)
walk left to get caught (Esc)
use crowbar on chest (4, Esc)
look at chest (RC)
pick up wig (P)
inventory >
use radiator with sheet rope (RC, Esc)
use key on door (4)
walk to door [walking in normally is faster than F1 skip due to unskippable text]
Lola (3, 1, 1)
F1 after "And I suppose you want me to help you escape?"
talk to Lola (RC, F1)
use dress (U, 1, F1)
journal to [left] door (2)
talk to bellboy (RC, Esc, Esc) [to enable textless]
walk to truck (Esc)
pick up hay (P)
pick up oil (P)
use oil on Rico in car (1)
Anderson (2, 2)
Esc after "There's still more to come."
Jungle
Crash Site
talk to Sparky (RC, 3, 1)
Esc on "Here you go Joe." [enables textless]
look at waterlogged seats (RC, Esc)
open duffle bag (O)
look at duffle bag (L)
open hatch (RC)
walk to hatch
use beef jerky on piranhas (U, 2, F1)
pick up propeller (P)
inventory <<
use knife on lily stem (1)
use propeller on giant lily pad (3, Esc)
inventory <
journal to [northern] path (1)
use knife on vine (2, Esc)
inventory >
journal to [northern] path (4)
journal to pinnacle (4)
Crash Site
walk to pinnacle [to trigger perfume cutscene]
Trader Bob
inventory >>
journal to door (2)
give rest of beef jerky to Trader Bob (G, 4, Esc)
pick up vacuum cleaner (P, Esc)
inventory >
journal to door (4)
journal to pinnacle (4)
Floda Inc. Camp
journal to [right] door (4)
walk to [left] door
pick up flower (P)
inventory >>
journal to pinnacle (4)
Jungle
journal to [right] path (4)
journal to [top] path (4)
talk to Skip (RC, 2, 3, 2, 3)
Esc on "I'm sure it will!" [enables textless]
inventory >>>
journal to [left] path (4)
inventory <<
use flower on three toed sloth (U, 1, Esc)
walk to [left] path
inventory >
journal to [left] path (4)
Crash Site
journal to path (4)
journal to path (4)
inventory <<
give comic book to Sparky (G, 1, Esc)
journal to [bottom] path (4)
inventory >>
use vine on bridge (4)
pick up banana
inventory <<
journal to path (1)
journal to path (1)
journal to path (1)
journal to pinnacle (1)
Jungle
journal to [right] path (1)
journal to [right] path (1)
journal to [bottom] path (1)
give banana to [middle] monkey (G, 3, Esc)
talk to Mary-Lou (RC, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3)
Esc on "It's not worn out is it?" [enables textless]
inventory <<<
journal to path (1)
journal to hollow log (1)
journal to path (1)
journal to path (1)
walk to [bottom] path
inventory >
use vacuum cleaner on wasps (4, Esc)
pick up orchid (P)
walk to path
inventory <<<
[walk to the right, hit F1 when Joe steps on the right half of the brown patch on the ground]
journal to Pinnacle (1)
Trader Bob
journal to door (1)
give orchid to Trader Bob (G, 4, Esc)
pick up bucket o' nets (P, Esc)
inventory >>
journal to door (4)
inventory >
use knife on coconut (4, <, 1, Esc)
journal to pinnacle (4)
Crash Site
journal to path (4)
journal to path (4)
inventory <<
use net on perfume (1, Esc)
inventory <<<<
journal to [bottom] path (1)
pick up banana (P)
inventory <<
journal to path (1)
journal to path (1)
journal to path (1)
journal to pinnacle (1)
Trader Bob
journal to door (1)
inventory >>
talk to Naomi (RC, 2, 3, 2)
Esc on "I haven't the heart to tell Bob what happened..." [enables textless]
give perfume to Naomi (G, 4, Esc)
inventory >
journal to door (4) [to skip a cutscene]
journal to pinnacle (4)
Jungle
journal to [top] path (4)
inventory <
use scissors on three toed sloth (1, Esc)
walk to [left] path
inventory <<<
journal to [left] path (1)
Trader Bob
inventory >>>
talk to witch doctor (RC, 1, 1, 3, 2)
Esc on "A friend, huh?" [enables textless]
give sloth hair to witch doctor (G, 1, Esc)
give vacuum cleaner to witch doctor (G, 3, Esc)
inventory >>>
give coconut halves to witch doctor (G, 4, Esc)
inventory >>>>
journal to pinnacle (4)
Jungle
journal to [right] path (4)
inventory <<
use net on beetle (1, Esc)
inventory <<<<
journal to [top] path (1)
inventory >>>
talk to Bud (RC, 3)
Esc on "Thanks." [enables textless]
give lotion to Bud (G, 4, Esc)
inventory >>
journal to [left] path (4)
journal to path (4)
journal to pinnacle (4)
Trader Bob
journal to door (4)
pick up record (P, Esc)
inventory >x5
journal to door (4) [to skip a cutscene]
journal to pinnacle (4)
Floda
Floda Inc. Camp
journal to door (4)
inventory <<<<
give vacuum cleaner to secretary (G, 1, Esc)
walk to path
inventory <x5
talk to chef (RC, 3)
Esc on "I'm trying to make the Doctor his lunch," [enables textless]
give banana to chef (G, 1, Esc)
pick up dog food (P)
walk to [right] door
open mail bag (O)
look at mail bag (L)
look at letter (1)
open foot locker (O)
pick up squeaky toy (P)
inventory >>
journal to door (4)
journal to door (4)
walk to [top] door
look at couch (RC, Esc)
inventory <<<
use record on phonogram (1, F1)
use elevator (RC, F1)
Secret Base
open door (RC)
walk to door
look at box (RC) [to get can opener]
inventory >>>>
journal to door (4)
journal to [bottom] path (4)
inventory <<<
open [top] door (RC, Esc) [puts you down to John]
give letter to John (G, 1, Esc)
open [bottom] door (RC)
walk to door
inventory >>
look at duty roster (RC)
journal to door (4)
journal to [right] path (4)
journal to [right] path (4)
open door (RC)
walk to door
Henry (Esc, 3, 4)
Esc after "He seemed pretty steamed up"
open door (RC)
[step back, make warp save, load textless save and activate textless]
journal to [left] door (4) [to skip a cutscene]
walk to book
inventory <<<<
use can opener on dog food (2, 1)
pick up book (P)
inventory >>
journal to door (4)
journal to door (4)
journal to fire exit (4)
inventory <<
use scissors on book (3, 1)
pick up super weenie serum (P)
use super weenie serum on opened dog food (U, 1, <x7, 1)
walk to stairs
[Esc during close-up scene]
use key on prison door (4, F1)
pick up pencil (P)
use mannequins (U, F1)
talk to Princess Azura (RC, 2)
Esc on "Why, thanks Jack." [enables textless]
use wall panel (U, F1)
inventory <<<<
use squeaky toy on guard dog (U, 1, Esc)
open door (RC)
inventory >>>
journal to pinnacle (4)
Into the Temple
Amazon Fortress
use buttons (U, F1)
talk to bedraggled prisoner (RC, 2, 1)
F1 on "That ain't a stick, that's a baseball bat!"
Faye (2, 3, 4, 3)
F1 after "By the way, the princess wants to see you..."
journal to exit (4)
walk [back in] to door
walk to exit (LC, F1)
[walk directly left]
inventory <x5
journal to path (1)
journal to Pinnacle (1)
Jetty
talk to ferryman (RC, 1, 2, 1, 1)
Esc on "Hmmm."
give beetle to ferryman (G, 4, Esc)
talk to ferryman (RC, 1)
F1 on "Oh alright."
Temple Entrance
journal to entrance (1)
journal to [right] door (1)
pick up [left-most] body (P, Esc)
pick up arm bone (RC)
pick up [second from left] body (P, Esc)
pick up skull (RC)
walk to [right] door
pick up [second from left] body (P, Esc)
pick up leg bone (RC)
pick up [right-most] body (P, Esc)
pick up rib cage (RC)
walk to [right] door
use rib cage on hole (U, 1)
use leg bone on hole (U, 2)
use skull on hole (U, 1)
inventory <<<<
use some money on slot (U, 1)
inventory >x5
use arm bone on socket (U, 4)
use arm bone (U, Esc)
walk to exit (LC, F1)
Inside Temple
I deliberately left out some rooms to simplify things. Mostly ones that are useless with the journal warp glitch.
riddle ghost (2, 3, 3)
Esc after "Only if you are good enough."
walk to incredibly large stone statue
journal to [bottom-middle] door (4)
journal to [top-right] door (4)
talk to zombie woman (RC, 2, 1, 2, 2)
Esc on "That is not true!"
pick up mummy wrappings (P, Esc)
talk to zombie woman (RC, 2, 2)
Esc on "You did what?" [enables textless]
open sarcophagus (O, Esc)
inventory >
use knife on sarcophagus (4)
close sarcophagus (C, Esc)
move sarcophagus (M, Esc)
walk to exit (Esc)
use scissors on tree sap (2)
pick up tree sap (P)
move fountain head (M, Esc)
pick up blue jewel (P)
inventory >x8
journal to door (4) [to skip a cutscene]
walk to [left] door
inventory <<
use hand puppet on stone disc (U, 1, Esc)
walk to door
inventory >x7
walk to [right] door
use lever (RC, Esc)
journal to [left] door (4)
journal to [bottom-right] door (4)
inventory <x8
use tree sap on bat (1, >x7, 4)
use sticky bat on green jewel (1, Esc)
inventory >x9
journal to [right] door (4)
journal to door (4)
inventory <x7
use stone disc on spindle (U, 1)
use gnarled vine on stone disc (1)
inventory >x5
journal to [bottom-center] door (4)
journal to [bottom-left] door (4)
inventory <x7
use blue jewel on eye (2)
use green jewel on eye (1, Esc)
pick up big stick (P, Esc)
inventory >>>
journal to [rightmost] door (4)
journal to [top-left] door (4)
use loose vines on pulley (U)
use sticky bat on pulley (3, F1)
walk to [right] door
pick up pick (P)
walk to door
inventory >x6
use sticky bat on pulley (4)
inventory >
journal to [top-right] door (4)
inventory <x7
use pick on hole (1, Esc)
walk to [left] door
inventory >
use big stick on crypt (4, Esc)
look at crypt (RC, Esc)
inventory <<<<
journal to [left] door (1)
journal to [top-left] door (1)
walk to [top-left] exit
look at body (RC)
walk to [top-left] door
inventory >>>>
journal to [top-right] exit (4)
journal to [bottom-right] exit
use lever (RC, F1)
Ian (3, 2)
F1 on "Ah, of course"
use lever (RC, F1)
journal to [top-left] door (4)
look at Ian's pulverized body (RC)
inventory >>>
journal to [top] door (4)
journal to [middle-right] door (4)
inventory >
use knife on sticky bat (4, 2)
use tree sap on bit of stone (1, >>, 4)
use sticky bit of stone on chunk of rock (1, 2)
use stone key on statue (1, Esc)
walk to exit
inventory >x6
journal to exit (4)
journal to right exit on the top (4)
walk to bottom exit on the right
journal to top exit on the left (4)
journal to [right] door (4)
move embossed wall marking [weird "H"] (M, Esc)
move embossed wall marking ["31"] (M, Esc)
journal to [right] door (4) [to skip a cutscene]
give crown to guardian (G, 1)
pick up crystal skull (P, Esc)
walk to door
inventory >>>>>>
journal to [left] door (4)
move [right] wall panel (M)
move [left] wall panel (M, F1)
[make save, load textless save, enable textless, load]
use chair (U)
Back in the Jungle
Secret Base
Ironstein (2, 4, 2)
Esc when the close-up ends
pick up mug
use mug on prison door (U, 1, F1)
inventory >>
journal to stairs (4)
journal to path (4)
walk to [right] path
inventory >x9
give chef's surprise to Klunk (G, 4, Esc)
talk to Klunk (RC, 3, 2)
Esc on "Oh yeah?"
inventory >x5
open door (RC)
walk to door
use pencil on writing pad (4, Esc)
walk to door
inventory >x9
journal to [right] path (4)
open [top] door (RC)
walk to [top] door
inventory <x9
move cabinet (M, Esc)
use piece of paper on safe (U, 1)
open safe (O)
look at safe (L, Esc)
walk to door
inventory >x10
journal to [right] path (4)
journal to elevator (4)
journal to door (4)
journal to [left] door (4)
journal to [left] door (4)
inventory >>
look at comic book (4, Esc)
inventory <
use torn page on comic coupon (U, 2, 1)
look at Pocket Rocket blueprints (1, Esc)
inventory <x8
use padlock key on padlock (1)
open box (RC)
look at box (L)
inventory <x8
journal to door (1)
journal to pinnacle (1)
Trader Bob
inventory <x7
use mummy wrappings on (U, 1, >>>>>>>>, 4, Esc)
inventory <<<<
journal to door (1)
pick up alcohol (P, Esc)
use alcohol on rocket pack (1, 2)
inventory <x8
journal to door (1) [to skip a cutscene]
walk to pinnacle
inventory >x5
Esc
use rocket pack (4)
Valley of the Mists
walk to path
inventory <x5
Esc
journal to distant clearing (1)
journal to clearing (1)
use knife on branches (2)
walk to path
use branches on large dinosaur (U, 1, Esc)
walk to path
inventory >x6
journal to path (4)
journal to [left] path (4) [to skip a cutscene]
[make save, load textless save, enable textless, load]
journal to path (4)
pick up dino ray gun (P)
use dino ray gun on monster Frank (1)
Faye (3)
Esc on "Oh, I get it..."
use dino ray gun on monster Frank (1)
inventory <x9
give death mask to Sparky (G, 1)
inventory >x5
use dino ray gun on monster Frank (4)
