@Ivory because he wants attention, lol. He's never even had a pet.
I have three dogs. A german shepherd (Samson), a jack russel terrier (Carmie), and some mixed mutt (Sancho).
Samson, the big dumb wookie who perpetually thinks he's a puppy and always begs for attention especially when we have company. I have to keep telling him to stop pawing at people, and to stop trying to dig up his own shadow. As a result our backyard has virtually no grass because he annhilated it. I think he has a vendetta against the 15 full grown oak trees we have on our property because he always chews the roots.
Sancho, the perverted old man who won't stop molesting Samson. A few times when I walked the dogs, he intentionally walked beneath Samson's urine stream and also ate his poop. Dirty old hobo dog.
Carmie, the obstinate old gypsy lady in dog form. If she were a human she would be a Karen. She complains, I let her go outside, and she immediately complains again because she wants to go back inside. Literally 30 seconds after I let her out, I hear her incessant caterwaullings of indignant outrage.
Will post pics soon.
I have a cat who is fat, and catches his own food because he eats chipmunks and takes like weeks to finish a small bowl of food