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Day 33: I would love to open a bakery, if only I could raise the dough.
Please, donut stop with the puns. I loaf them ✨
Day 34: You can tell the gender of ants just by placing them in water. If they sink, girl ant. If they float, buoyant.
Day 35: Since I've lost my job at the adhesives factory, I've completely fallen to pieces.
Day 36: My wife just announced she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms. Happy days!
I've waited long enough. It's time for my own joke now.
Day 36 (part 2): I saw a sign that said "society for asking stupid questions" I asked "is this the society for asking stupid questions?"
@Gaming_64 yeah I know. Friends is an American sitcom as well
@Corallo I forgot about that lol
Day 37: somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked.
Day 38: I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.
Day 39: I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. Now I'm in the hospital waiting to be seen.
Day 40 (almost forgot lol): My friend just moved into his new apartment on the twelfth floor. He thought it was on the thirteenth floor but that's another story.
Day 41: For sale: limbo dancing equipment. $10. Won't go any lower.