I, a naive and uneducated person who is still legally a child, want this established community to bend around my will just so I can submit this Coal% Speedrun I did partially as a joke.

Coal is pretty obviously a basic ore to mine and all, but I feel after doing many runs on my own that Coal% offers a unique opportunity to create a competitive category that any loser (eg: Me) can get into. For reference, here's the run: If I've just posted cringe, let me know.

Sincerely, Tim