Funny run

Rules:

Timer starts when the initial loading screen disappears and stops when the first frame of the "WASTED!" text appears on the screen.

Not my idea, but funny

+1

These threads are getting out of hand now.

why

Look you can have all the fun you want but we're not adding new categories for stuff like this.

I remember there being a website already specifically dedicated to failing the game as quickly as possible, that I stumbled upon before I started speedrunning. I forgot what it's called, but it probably doesn't exist anymore anyway.

no