Joke of the day
1 year ago
Australia

💀.

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SuperGamer64, CyanWes, ve Gaming_64 bunu beğendi
North Carolina, USA

I know this thread is dead

Day 33: I would love to open a bakery, if only I could raise the dough.

SuperGamer64, CyanWes, ve Corallo bunu beğendi
Italy

Please, donut stop with the puns. I loaf them ✨

SuperGamer64, CyanWes, ve Gaming_64 bunu beğendi
North Carolina, USA

Day 34: You can tell the gender of ants just by placing them in water. If they sink, girl ant. If they float, buoyant.

SuperGamer64 ve CyanWes bunu beğendi
Antarctica

i am unfunny.

SuperGamer64, CyanWes, ve Gaming_64 bunu beğendi
North Carolina, USA

Day 35: Since I've lost my job at the adhesives factory, I've completely fallen to pieces.

SuperGamer64 ve CyanWes bunu beğendi
North Carolina, USA

Day 36: My wife just announced she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms. Happy days!

SuperGamer64 ve CyanWes bunu beğendi
Italy

Did you ask her to stay Friends?

SuperGamer64, CyanWes, ve Gaming_64 bunu beğendi
North Carolina, USA

Bruh it was a joke not for real lol

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CyanWes
He/Him, They/Them
1 year ago

I've waited long enough. It's time for my own joke now.

Day 36 (part 2): I saw a sign that said "society for asking stupid questions" I asked "is this the society for asking stupid questions?"

SuperGamer64, Gaming_64, ve Corallo bunu beğendi
Italy

@Gaming_64 yeah I know. Friends is an American sitcom as well

SuperGamer64, CyanWes, ve Gaming_64 bunu beğendi
North Carolina, USA

@Corallo I forgot about that lol

Day 37: somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked.

SuperGamer64, CyanWes, ve Corallo bunu beğendi
Australia

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SuperGamer64, Zanum ve 2 diğerleri bunu beğendi
North Carolina, USA

Day 38: I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.

SuperGamer64, Corallo, ve CyanWes bunu beğendi
Pakistan
Tarafından silindi starsmiley
North Carolina, USA

Day 39: I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. Now I'm in the hospital waiting to be seen.

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North Carolina, USA

Day 40 (almost forgot lol): My friend just moved into his new apartment on the twelfth floor. He thought it was on the thirteenth floor but that's another story.

SuperGamer64 ve CyanWes bunu beğendi
North Carolina, USA

Day 41: For sale: limbo dancing equipment. $10. Won't go any lower.

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