Any% w/ glitches notes

Written notes for otonyshi's 1:28 run w/ glitches.

IMPORTANT NOTE: if you EVER take damage from a comic, heal ASAP. Unless you’re in Long Life Town or somethin, pretty much anything will OHKO poor boy, including another bad comic.

how to kiss buffer: press both square and triangle at the same time near a kissable npc, then your inventory should open up. with it open, eat an item that will damage you (i.e. wilted flower, heart breaker) then when you eat it, youll kiss and get damaged by the item at the same time. this allows you to walk around with a textbox open, disabling load zones

Timing starts on new game.
Say 'Bye Dad!' to Dad
Talk to everyone, then Girl
(1) SECOND No
(2) FIRST I'm <name>
(2) FIRST YES
NOT YET...
(7) SECOND Nope
(2) End
Kiss Girl, Go Home, Talk To Dad
Crosswalk button here
Leave, talk to Bantayan (big tooth dude with purple suit and guitar), get letter back (tiptoe towards start of black bag)
Go Home, Use letter on Dad
Grab sweet potato from trash.
Mail Letter
go to the manhole near poor boy's house
(3) SECOND What is this place?
(6) SECOND Leave me alone.
(3) Good love letter?
Tiptoe until near orange thing in back, then kiss onion lady (80z)
When onion lady first walks left, she won't hurt you. Use this to get close fast.
Go Home. 
OUT ON THE TOWN
Use a potato to make a Heart Breaker in the hospital with the big machine, make two if doing early suzuki.
Do early suzuki, continue with instructions if youre not doing early suzuki. 
Crosswalk button
Look for a Frying Pan and Cicada.
wait until 1:05 pm for suzuki to open up, then check the manhole
talk to suzuki across the table and choose the first option.
go to the crosswalk.
get the wilted flower from behind the dinosaur slide
Get a frog near Julie's, if you didnt get a cicada from the trash when searching for frying pan.
Go to Lover's tree to the west of town
Check letter at tracks.
Buy a ticket to WDT, and get on the train (9:00 Am-9:30 Am)

PASS OF A LIFETIME
Kiss Buffer with conductor. YOU MUST BE AT 8/8 HP TO DO THIS. Conductor does 2 hearts, and heart breaker does enough to kill you from there.
Get the comics and pass from outside WDT. For reference, the ? for where they are is right by the street that monk rides his bike on.
After this, you will have 2 weekly, 2 monthly, 2 gogo, and 2 LTPs.
Walk to Mr. Inoue, and talk to him about the gong.
Talk to him again, and he'll give you the love ink. The ? near the street sets off a trigger for you to have given the monk the gong already, therefore completely bypassing the WDT storyline.
Get the hot potato next to the temple.
Kiss Hasty Wizard, and eat the Speedupple.
Rush to the train station, and get the hot potato, and wash hands if needed.
at around 5, use a gogo and monthly comic.
Take a train to FBC.
BECOMING THE BOSS
Kiss buffer outside of FBC. walk around until you get oob, then walk straight down from the odd sign next to the train station.
When the camera shifts, you'll have to wander around until you find the exit of the subway.
Get the Boss Card.
Wash hands.
Talk to Mr. Saito.
Take a train to WDT.
Take a train to LLT using the WDT ticket, not the free pass.
Take a train to SCF.
Use a gogo comic. It should be about 8.00 am.
Talk to Ms. Iwata.
If oh have the time, get the best radish from behind the tower for another safety heal, and if you don’t use it you can sell it instead of the second lifetime pass, so you won’t need to buy a ticket
Kiss Sniper.
Kiss Target. (comes out at noon)
Save at SCF.
Grind for Fridge.
Use Monthly comic.
Get on train to LLT.
Kiss Conductor.
Gogo comic.
Buy a funny cola.
Sell both free passes, (or just one if it happens to work out that you have enough money already) and buy a computer.
Go home, set alarm for 5:30 pm. 
show a love item to suzuki.
repeat for second love item.
use trash can to slow down time so that the girl gets out her telescope. use the telescope to see the UFO cutscene.
Buy a ticket to Scarecrow.
Take a train to SCF at about 7:00 pm.
Show frying Pan, Fridge, and Computer to alien.
Climb up the tower.
When he hangs his head and shakes it, speak to him -> Ohagi -> Go to screen and use cola
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Go to Sign/Ms Iwata -> Sure, I do
Monthly comic, Weekly
Catch next train (8:30 am)
Use montly or weekly comic once to advance time
Go talk to Suzuki -> Show him the paper/ink/pen (get close)
Repeat with last item
THE END
Go to Suzuki (across table)
Write a love letter! -> Head to Undasura Park
After cutscene -> Look into hole -> Look further
Run down stairs -> through door
First head/BIG lips/nose, eyes closed, mole under left eye
Run down stairs to next area
Select objection
Michelle and Mrs. Plum (press next please to reach them)
Michelle (Crazy Eyes)/ Mrs Plum (Runs Store)
No further questions -> if michelle and mrs. plum have testified
Last area, answer questions
828-8282
5:30 AM
11 Chickens
13 Cans
20 Years
122 lbs
14 Dream Girl
28 Policeman
29 Michelle
30 Batayan
37 Dr. Dandy
41 Julie
41 Leo
50 Goro
55 Cheapot
128 Mrs. Plum
Arashiyama : Batayan
Audience: Michelle
Dog : Rocky
Julie's Fan Club: Mr. Cheapot
For... : Mr Cheapot
Morning: Brush his teeth
Name : Policeman
O'Clock : Chicken
Pole : Dan Yamada
Rotating: Chopper
Singer: Mr Cheapot
Shop : Gold Fish Love
Story : Fujio Fujita
Teach: Social Studies
Town : Mr Cheapot
Go to next room -> Mail Letter at box
Spam triangle after dialgoue
Time ends when girl kisses you.

Note: some text, mainly the beginning and end, was nabbed from speedwerd and niko's notes, because I'm too lazy to write it all out lol

Current Any% Guide/Notes

This is a combination of my old route and niko's more optimized findings/route
This is the route that both niko and myself used

Notes originally written by Speedwerd, updated by thegreatsirniko
Start time on "New game"
Say 'Bye Dad!' to Dad
Talk to everyone, then Girl
(1) SECOND No
(2) FIRST I'm <name>
(2) FIRST YES
NOT YET...
(7) SECOND Nope
(2) End
Kiss Girl, Go Home, Talk To Dad
Leave, talk to Bantayan, get letter back (walk towards start of black bag)
Go Home, Use letter on Dad
Grab sweet potato from trash.
Mail Letter
(3) SECOND What is this place?
(6) SECOND Leave me alone.
(3) Good love letter?
Walk until near orange thing in back, then kiss onion lady (80z)
When onion lady first walks left, she won't hurt you. Use this to get close fast
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Go Home

MOVING THE ROCK
Tree for money
Go to crosswalk, press it
Retired Bucket (9am-11:15am) (80z)
Look for frying pan
Get a safety potato from behind Batayan's trailer
Underground (1PM)33
(2) How are you?
Champ (2pm - 3:10pm) (80z)
Leave, go to park
Look for frying pan
Wash hands if needed (restores 3HP, try not to leave with less than 5 HP)
Yodzilla (4pm - 5pm) (180z) (recommend you skip him)
Toss Film
Mr. Music Box (5pm - 6:25pm) (120z)
(take it easy, you only lose time if you get hurt or miss him completely)
Safety save at home just before 7pm (big time loss, only do for live run)
Buy a funny cola
Turtle Bath - get naked and sneak out (Costs 200z)
Go to tree (Saves one second to do this before turtle boy)
Turtle Boy (9pm to 10:30pm) (1000z) (You get 3 tries per run, kiss him on 3 to d
ie and reset)
Go to tracks
INK
Buy two Weekly and one Monthly Comic
Get ticket to temple and Scarecrow
Agony Man (10am - 12pm) (320z)
Grab 700z from far right ? of graveyard
Temple donate 500Z
Hot Potato from Back Left of Temple
Hasty Wizard (3pm - 7:50pm) (5z)
Eat Speedupple
Mr. Frog (4:30pm - 5:30pm) (260z)
Toss Dictionary
Talk to Monk - Where Do You Go? - Yes, I Do
Grab Best Sweet Potato from ? next to bathroom
Save
Get to bench ASAP, Read Monthly Comic Twice
Take Train to FBC Factory (7:30pm)
Get ad from factory
Ad Balloon (9:30 am - 1:30 pm) (1200z)
Save game
¤Note¤
Leftmost ? gives Tires and Funny Cola.
? near colored bars gives hot sweet potatos and Gogo Comics.
? above the barrel gives tobacco and chocolate hearts.
All ? have a chance to give big poopie (-6 HP) or huge poopie (-16 HP)
¤Note¤
Optional: search for tobacco or chocolate hearts directly above barrel (Big Poop
ie does 6HP damage)
If you kissed Ad Balloon on first landing, you have just enough time for a weekl
y comic.
Ride Train to Temple (2:30 pm)
Use weekly comic.
Take Train back to town (6:30 PM)
Take Train to Scarecrow (7:30 PM)
Talk To Sign.
Wash hands if needed.
Go Back To Town, give ad to Bantayan
Buy gogo comic
Use gogo comic twice at bench
Check trash near Cop if you still need a frying pan
Visit girl at Telescope, Sleep, level up to 5 (24 max HP)
¤NOTE¤
You need 10 kisses total to hit level 5, and this route has exactly 10.
If you miss one, (Mr. Frog or Champ are likely) kiss Ms. Thick Glasses
She appears in the lot in front of your house at 2:00am
Save beforehand in case you miss, and watch for Dr. Dandy who appears at 1:30am
¤NOTE¤
¤¤¤Get pass from mail¤¤¤
Old monk by crosswalk
Sell tobacco, heart chocolate, Best Sweet Potato
Buy another monthly comic and replace a weekly comic if you ripped one
Buy Ticket to Scare Crow Field and Temple
Take Train to Scare Crow Field (11:30 am)
Sniper (9:30 am - 1:30 pm) (800z)
Get radish from behind tower
Put radish on stand.
(skip man spider, he takes too long and is too useful for suiciding later)
Monthly comic and weekly comic to midnight
Wait for invisible man at crossroads, talk to him (-2HP)
Invisible man near Average Guy stairs (-4 HP)
Invisible man near Man Spider (-8 HP)
Eat hot potato
Invisible man near sniper stairs (-16HP)
Invisible man near light (no damage)
Invisible man near hay bales (3,000z)
Get money from stand (900z+)
Wash hands
Monthly comic
Kiss sniper (if you missed him first time)
kiss target (11am to noon, takes 1hr to get to restroom) (1,100z)
weekly comic
Train to City (4:30PM)
Get on train to Temple (5:30 PM)
Graves:
Takeda WHITE (other hole)
Mouri BLACK (tracks)
Uesugi WHITE (Criminal)
Oda BLACK (Voo Doo)
Toyotomi WHITE (Agony Man)
Tokugawa (Main Guy Area)
Weekly + Monthly Comic
Buy ticket to FBC Factory
Catch train to FBC Factory (7:30 AM)
Walk into area -> Maybe Another Day -> Save (time consuming, consider skipping)
Talk to her again -> Alright Let's Go
X TRIANGLE O X
892 (1st) Large Blue Tarp 11:30 AM [Concrete]
893 (2nd) Blue Containers [Ladder]
894 (3rd) Green Barrel [Wrecking]
895 (4th) Next To Outhouse (Get gold Poopie for 2500z, need 19+ hp)
Go to 564
Daniel (8pm - 11:50 pm) - Wait until he pops out of ground (1500z),
Leave before 10pm even if you don't kiss Daniel
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321
444
564
569
Robot King (1:30 am - 3:15 am) - Head Shake/Eyes Flash (3200z)
(Check zenny at this point, plus leftover comics. You want 12,000 plus a weekly
and monthly comic)
Box Man (3:45-4:55) - Next To Boxes (Left, Wait there) (1200z) (skip if good)
564 get boss note
Save, farm for gogo comics and tobacco if needed to reach 12,000z
If you skipped Box Man, there might be time to use a comic here.
Talk To Barrel
Get on Train 6:30 AM
Read gogo comic
Get to temple and go inside -> Give Gong -> Talk To Gravestone
Take Train To Town (10:30 PM)
Use Gogo Comic
Set alarm for 2:30pm
Sell stuff at Cheapot (keep at least one weekly comic and one monthly)
Buy Computer
Try for frying pan
Give love item to underground guy
Last chance for frying pan
Get Ticket To Scarecrow -> Head To Scarecrow (Around 3:30)
Save game, scum for fridge (If trash can says "empty", use Man Spider to die)
Go to dump, give alien fridge, computer and Frying Pan
Use weekly comic, run back to tower
8:30 speak to him -> Ohagi -> Go to screen and use cola
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Play
Go to Sign/Ms Iwata -> Sure, I do
Monthly comic, Weekly
Catch next train (8:30 am)
Use montly or weekly comic once to advance time
Go talk to Suzuki -> Show him the paper/ink/pen (get close)
Repeat with last item
THE END
Go to Suzuki (across table)
Write a love letter! -> Head to Undasura Park
After cutscene -> Look into hole -> Look further
Run down stairs -> through door
First head/BIG lips/nose, eyes closed, mole under left eye
Run down stairs to next area
Select objection
Michelle and Mrs. Plum (press next please to reach them)
Michelle (Crazy Eyes)/ Mrs Plum (Runs Store)
No further questions -> if michelle and mrs. plum have testified
Last area, answer questions
828-8282
5:30 AM
11 Chickens
13 Cans
20 Years
122 lbs
14 Dream Girl
28 Policeman
29 Michelle
30 Batayan
37 Dr. Dandy
41 Julie
41 Leo
50 Goro
55 Cheapot
128 Mrs. Plum
Arashiyama : Batayan
Audience: Michelle
Dog : Rocky
Julie's Fan Club: Mr. Cheapot
For... : Mr Cheapot
Morning: Brush his teeth
Name : Policeman
O'Clock : Chicken
Pole : Dan Yamada
Rotating: Chopper
Singer: Mr Cheapot
Shop : Gold Fish Love
Story : Fujio Fujita
Teach: Social Studies
Town : Mr Cheapot
Go to next room -> Mail Letter at box
Spam triangle after dialgoue
Time ends when girl kisses you.
World record notes:
Obviously, fastest if you never save. Most important saves are before gogo comic
 and fridge so you can save scum.


Japanese Quiz Visual Cues

A video by Ellie/Bakonoe that will be extremely helpful for anyone trying to run the game in JP and overcome the language barrier the quiz presents.
https://youtu.be/6MF493l0qQI

Kiss buffer tutorial with video and input display

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_7-cLEBHAk&feature=youtu.be

this video shows how to do all three useful kiss buffers in the Any% route with my hands showing how to do them on camera.

İsim	Yazar
Any% w/ glitches notes	stoic_rose 6 years ago
Current Any% Guide/Notes	speedwerd 8 years ago
Japanese Quiz Visual Cues	Otonyshi 5 years ago
Kiss buffer tutorial with video and input display	stoic_rose 6 years ago