Title says it all. What happen?

I tried many times and it didn't work

None of them got approved. What happened?

The only controller I ever owned was Wii Remote and Nunchuk but I can't find a glovepie script for SM64 with joysticks working right. and I already know that my mom would never buy a controller for me. So any tips on keyboard bowser throwing?

I wanna practice my mashing skill.