"In a stunning turn of events Expertsuperdog has been absolutely crushed. He absolutely should've been wearing an anti-crush helmet folks. Gnoobert has just run him over and put out the greatest WR of all time! Some say the secret to his success was his stunning good looks, his natural charm, and his unstoppable determination to achieve anything he sets his mind to." - Excerpt from the New York Times.
I, gnoobert want to take this moment to thank all my adoring fans who followed me through this tribulation over the course of 3 days. I couldn't have done it without them, oh and of course my mother who birthed the greatest creation to mankind, me. Most importantly I want to thank myself for climbing to such heights, I truly am a mental warrior. I eagerly await my next Off Road Challenge.
And just like that, the legendary gnoobert has been DECIMATED. By a factor of four seconds, the once great gnoobert has been relayed to nothing more than a has-been! The challenge of the Off-Road continues to push players to new heights of mental and physical fortitude. From perilous canyons to treacherous peaks, the Off-Road Challenge goes on!
