If somebody from Elo tells us directly that they aren’t going to implement these ideas, and they let us know their own plans to fix the problems, then I’ll stop bumping this thread.

Bump.

Let's go with... thwack

smash into

Butt. Haha funny

clatter

Plunk

crack

Rap

thud

clatter

@RaggedDan thanks for posting the synonyms

Box

impinge

@Valhalla Im in your floors.

@Pear

Reporting of user profiles, forum posts, etc etc right from the profile/post/whatever itself is coming

The idea(s) of some sort of additional forum moderation measures have also been discussed

You can also consider the beta testers feature before releasing this update.

i would enjoy that

beta testers and other similar solutions have also been discussed