Vehicles
There are a total of thirty seven vehicles available in the game, ranging from cargo vans to modified police cars. Each car has it's own different stats.
Trucks won't get to top speed very fast, but they can take more damage, where smaller cars can outrun others, but can't withstand much punishment. Here is a list of all the cars in the game, sorted alphabetically.
Bagger
To unlock: Only available in Multiplayer.
Top Speed: 4
Health: 7
Acceleration: 8
Description: Guntractor. Hell yeah.
Bean
To Unlock: Win Lava Falls Race 1.
Affiliation: Daredevils
Top Speed: 8
Health: 4
Acceleration: 8
Description: Based off the Mini Cooper driven by a certain famous comedian,
the Bean is a speedy, fragile thing that isn't quite so steady
over rough terrain. It's good if you want a small getaway vehicle
that you don't have to worry about squeezing into alleyways.
Brady
To Unlock: Finish "Dregs of Society"
Affiliation: South League
Top Speed: 8
Health: 5
Acceleration: 6
Description: This South League station wagon doesn't have that much going for
it other than it's brisk top speed. It's not that responsive when
turning, requiring the handbrake more than it should.
Brahma
To Unlock: Finish "Swanky New Car"
Affiliation: Gauchos
Top Speed: 5
Health: 7
Acceleration: 7
Description: That bright red truck you know you wanted to drive when you
first laid eyes on it, but turned out to be a bit of a slouch
when you finally got behind the wheel.
Bruiser
To Unlock: Survive 15 minutes in full RIOT mode in Blister Canyon.
Affiliation: Sentinels
Top Speed: 3
Health: 9
Acceleration: 6
Description: It's the Sentinels' Van and their version of the Vault. The
armor's better at the expense of speed, which you'll need when
everyone's shooting at you.
Bulldog
To Unlock: Finish "Cabe's Wheels"
Affiliation: Daredevils
Top Speed: 7
Health: 7
Acceleration: 6
Description: A fairly agile truck that you unlock early on, though without
upgrades it's a bit of a slouch.
Burner
To Unlock: Win Blister Canyon race 3
Affiliation: Daredevils
Top Speed: 7
Health: 7
Acceleration: 6
Description: The 50s' hot rod version of the Thunder. Just a little more
prone to body roll than the thunder, but still a steady rider.
Cajones
To Unlock: It's your starter car
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 5
Health: 7
Acceleration: 7
Description: Not much to say about this old ute. It'd be a performer with
upgrades, but when you start off, you'll want to switch out of
this to something better when you can.
Drifter
To Unlock: Complete the Blister Canyon stunt run
Affiliation: Talons
Top Speed: 9
Health: 6
Acceleration: 5
Description: My personal favorite vehicle. A Beetle-based offroader with the
right mix of stability, speed and handling. If only I could use
it more in Blister Canyon...
Ese
To Unlock: Deliver 10 packages in Blister Canyon
Affiliation: Section Eights
Top Speed: 5
Health: 6
Acceleration: 8
Description: A hot-rodded jeep type vehicle that's stable and turns well, but
don't expect to make any clean getaways with it.
Fang
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Paradise City
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 10
Health: 3
Acceleration: 9
Description: If there was ever such a thing as having too much speed, this car
would be that thing. Don't be surprised if you find yourself
slamming this Cobra into walls trying to make a quick getaway.
You'll have to be an expert to tame it.
Fireball
To Unlock: Win Paradise City Race 1
Affiliation: South League
Top Speed: 8
Health: 5
Acceleration: 6
Description: A fairly agile muscle car with a very conspicuous flame paintjob.
Not a bad step up from average, though it might not be useful
since you unlock it this late.
Goblin
To Unlock: Complete the Stunt run in Lava Falls
Affiliation: Daredevils
Top Speed: 8
Health: 4
Acceleration: 10
Description: A low-to-the-ground rally buggy with a green mask over the
headlamps. Great for stunts and races, but don't expect to win
straight up combat with this.
Grinder
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Lava Falls
Affiliation: Daredevils
Top Speed: 7
Health: 4
Acceleration: 8
Description: The stats say nothing about this bumper car's nature. IT'S
A TOTAL SPAZ. And it even has a hard time trying to climb
up sidewalks (which the Bean can do with ease if you're
looking for something fast and super-small).
Juice
To Unlock: Survive the Paradise City Suicide
Affiliation: South League
Top Speed: 4
Health: 7
Acceleration: 9
Description: This yellow-orange Ford Bronco-ish SUV will accelerate the
hell away from whatever you need to get away from. Just
don't expect a super fast getaway. This isn't an O.J. for
nothing, get it? Also handles like a bus.
Lawdog
To Unlock: Survive at least 5 minutes in full RIOT mode in Lava Falls.
Affiliation: Sentinels
Top Speed: 8
Health: 3
Acceleration: 10
Description: The Sentinels' patrol car, a retro 60s sedan that's fast and
can take a little more punishment than the usual car. You'll
need that edge when you're trying to escape everyone's wrath.
Lizard
To Unlock: Beat 25 kills in the Paradise City BGM
Affiliation: Dreg Lords
Top Speed: 7
Health: 4
Acceleration: 8
Description: Low, fast, and not exactly conspicuous. True to its name it
really slithers along the road with its wide wheels. Watch
the rear bumper as it takes damage for something novel.
Mercenary
To Unlock: Finish "Swanky New Car"
Affilitation: None
Top Speed: 5
Health: 7
Acceleration: 8
Description: Gets up to speed really quick, which unfortunately doesn't
count for much. What does count is its agility and armor,
which puts it above other van/truck types.
Monster
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Blister Canyon
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 4
Health: 8
Acceleration: 5
Description: A long double-engined pickup truck that can take more
punishment than most other vehicles, by sacrificing handling
for ramming power. Unless you have upgrades though, the other
attributes have been compromised a little too much.
Mullet
To Unlock: Finish "Race 2" in Lava Falls in first place
Affilitation: None
Top Speed: 8
Health: 5
Acceleration: 4
Description: A mid-engined 80s coupe that's a good step up for an early
car, but don't count on sticking with it too long with
that kind of acceleration.
Offroad
To Unlock: Deliver at least 14 Packages in one run in Paradise City
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 6
Health: 5
Acceleration: 6
Description: An ATV with a Jeep body, and a real bundle of energy. Lots
and lots of body roll and big tires, disguised in seemingly
average stats.
Omega
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Paradise City
Top Speed: 10
Health: 3
Acceleration: 8
Description: Italian style, with lots of speed to match. Fairly large for a
sports car, but at least it doesn't get allergic reactions to
curbs.
Pinata
To Unlock: Complete the Paradise City stunt run
Top Speed: 9
Health: 3
Accleration: 9
Description: Nice low sports car that you can fling around and it won't skid.
Gets damaged VERY easily though, and it shows.
Primer
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Lava Falls
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 6
Health: 7
Acceleration: 6
Description: An 80s-style coupe that is actually quite balanced. A basic
'upgrade' from the Cajones, unless you've already suited
yourself to something a little more fast or armored.
Pumpkin
To Unlock: Finish "Race 2" in Blister Canyon in first place
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 6
Health: 5
Acceleration: 7
Description: Yep, it's orange. This muscle car isn't too spectacular for its
class, though its size makes it better handling than others.
Rattail
To Unlock: Win Paradise City Race 2
Affiliation: Dreg Lords
Top Speed: 8
Health: 3
Acceleration: 8
Description: This old German targa is fast and stable, but is kinda iffy when
it comes to curves and jumps. It's also relatively frail, so it's
not that great for tossing around, intentionally or otherwise.
Ray
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Blister Canyon
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 6
Health: 5
Acceleration: 7
Description: Corvette-style. One of the better exotic-style racers, with
more responsiveness fully-upgraded than other models. As always,
try not to get into too much head-on combat with this one.
Razor
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Blister Canyon
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 8
Health: 4
Acceleration: 9
Description: A low-riding Mustang that's a little too grippy for tight turning
but won't buck you off it you throw it around a bit. If you're
not so ambitious but still want your speed fix, this'll do.
Rigg
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Paradise City
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 7
Health: 8
Acceleration: 4
Description: It's pretty speedy, very durable, but most importantly it's HUGE.
If you can stand it taking up most of your field of vision, you
can really rumble in the Rigg.
Sanford
To Unlock: Complete the Suicide Mission in Blister Canyon
Affiliation: Talons
Top Speed: 6
Health: 8
Acceleration: 4
Description: An armored 60s' style pickup that handles well at low speeds, but
turns like a bus when it gets up to speed. On the other hand,
it's got pretty good armor for its size.
Señor
To Unlock: Win Lava Falls Race 3
Affiliation: Gauchos
Top Speed: 7
Health: 4
Acceleration: 8
Description: A classic 50s cruiser that isn't bad by early game standards with
just a smidge more armor than the Daredevils' equivalents and
more stability with those big wheels in the back.
Shag
To Unlock: Deliver 6 packages in one run at Lava Falls
Affilitation: None
Top Speed: 6
Health: 7
Acceleration: 5
Description: For a Mystery Machine, it's actually quite nimble. Guess whoever
picked it up from that guy and his dog must've taken better care
of it than they did. It's still a van though.
Stalker
To Unlock: Survive 20 minutes in full RIOT mode in Paradise City
Affiliation: Sentinels
Top Speed: 9
Health: 3
Acceleration: 10
Description: The police version of the Ray. Stick with the civilian one as
it has the distinct advantage of not being shot at on sight,
otherwise there isn't much difference.
Stump
To Unlock: Only available in multiplayer.
Top Speed: 10
Health: 2
Acceleration: 10
Description: It's an ATV. I think you know how those kind of things would
fare in close-quarters car combat.
S.T.V.
To Unlock: Find its parts and blueprints in Lava Falls.
Affiliation: None
Top Speed: 6
Health: 7
Acceleration: 4
Description: Got a...jaw for candy? It's a big boxy van that takes up a good
portion of your screen. Not much good except for target practice
for the enemy though.
Thunder
To Unlock: Win Blister Canyon Race 1
Affilitation: Section Eights
Top Speed: 8
Health: 6
Acceleration: 6
Description: A nice, low, 70s coupe that hugs the road at speed. A pretty
balanced package of speed and style.
Tornado
To Unlock: Win Paradise City Race 3
Affilitation: None
Top Speed: 7
Health: 7
Acceleration: 5
Description: A stable, balanced jeep type that isn't too unpredictable. Turns
on a dime in reverse.
Tub
To Unlock: Survive Lava Falls' Suicide mission
Affiliation: Gauchos
Top Speed: 5
Health: 9
Acceleration: 4
Description: It's a Limo. It'll survive whatever you throw at it, but despite
having a fairly low profile, you shouldn't expect to do many
tight maneuvers in this.
Vault
To Unlock: Complete "Road to Lava Falls"
Affiliation: Section Eights
Top Speed: 5
Health: 8
Acceleration: 5
Description: A great big armored van. It's all right for firefights, just try
not to make yourself too much of a target.
