The game itself has 9 levels, plus one final stage, which are unlocked progressively. Fortunately, for the Any % route you only need to visit 3 of them.

The game also features 3 playable characters, but we'll only use 2 in Any %.

The green-haired middle one is the platformer and has a double jump but only a short range attack. We'll use her for most of the game. The blue-haired left one is basically Rusty. She has a whip and one extra life by default. She's for the final boss rush. The red-haired right one is weird and can be ignored.

Goal is to get 3 magical seals (that each unlock the next 3 levels or the final level) and then beat the final boss. To get these you don't have to beat a single boss. They are hidden in different levels.

After obtaining each seal you want to game over by killing yourself enough times to return to the world map.

Always select green in the middle, only blue on the left for the 4th and last stage.

1. Stage 1-A: Diabetes Town (the left most one) The seal is in the second area, so just run past (or under) everything. Once you reach a climbable area make your way to the top and then to the left. Jump into the blue and land near a statue that holds the seal. Then continue to commit suicide until you return to the world map.

2. Stage 2-C: Tiny village, ginormous warehouse (right most level) Again the seal is in the second area. Make your way across and avoid as much damage as possible. If you have only one health left, you won't make it to the seal, since you need to damage boost through some splikes. Luckily the projectiles that the seahorse thingies spit your way can be destroyed, so you don't need to avoid them. Just run and hit. In the 2nd area you want to climb up the first batch of ropes, always heading right, until you reach some moving platforms. Cross them, drop down, avoid seahorse, climb back up to the left, jump on the hidden spring, climb up the final rope to the left (aviod the floating spikey-thingy), and make your way to the right past the pit to grab the 2nd seal. Then it's seppuku time again.

3 Stage 3-B: Hotel Transylvania (the one in the middle, which is preselected) Run right, climb up the first rope, run left, climb up the second rope, run right, fall down the third rope. Enter the door, run all the way to the left, enter the left most door, grab the seal, go back and one door to the right to die multiple times. Easy as pie.

4 Castle: Boss rush Here you want to select blue. The bosses are technically returning bosses, but since we never fought one, it's our first time. First we got ostrich dude and his chick. If he runs across or comes flying dodge and hit him a few times, if he stands still just hit him until he dies (8 hits). He drops an invulnerability star. Use it for the next boss. Second is a 2 phase flying mask statue thingy. Destroy the 3 small ball-faced thingies rotating around it to make it more spikey and grounded. Keep close to it and use the star to avoid most of the damage. But ideally you want to die close to the end of the battle to refill your MP. The boss drops fireballs which come in handy for the next 2 bosses. 3rd boss is armored ball knight. When he surfaces use fireballs, get close or under him and hit his ball, rinse and repeat. He drops a 1-up. Lastly is the 2 Djinn who become 1 big Djinn. Climb up, hug the left wall and attack upwards or if you have some fireballs left fry them with them. Shortly after the 2 start to glow and rotate. Make your way to the center and stand slightly off to the right and prepare to hit upwards. Fused big Djinn barfs lasers downwards, which can be easily avoided by not standing directly underneath him. That's it for the boss rush. Now just run right a bunch, ignore everything and enter the mirror, untill you reach some ropes. On top pick the fireball again if you lost it and a health refill if you need to. Climb the ropes to the right, enter the mirror, run to the right, climb another rope, enter another mirror and you reached the boss.

5 Final Boss: Galuf Hit him. He has a bunch of different attacks, which can all be relatively easy avoided (even the disco laser swoop with 2 timed jumps outward and inward) and you can reach him with blue's whip most of the time. Use your sub-weapon as much as possible.

Once you beat him you finished the game. Congrats.