I have an idea where the point of the run is to get a Game Over as quickly as possible. Here are the rules:

1. Start from a new save at the first stage in the game (7 lives)
2. The run starts at the start of the first stage and ends when the Game Over screen fully loads
3. That's pretty much it I call this a 0% speedrun since the point of the run is to KO Kirby without any progress. I did an unrecorded trial run to see how it would go, and after one failed try, I did a successful run with a time of 7 minutes and 46 seconds. I might have a recorded run soon, but I don't really know how to record footage on the Switch. Any suggestions?