Yes, it is me! The world famous Tingle Believer! You might know me from such ground-breaking conspiracy theories such as "The Hero of Time is Actually Tingle in Disguise" and "Breath of the Wild's Zelda is Actually Tingle in Disguise" -- Nintendo has been hunting me ever since I shared proof of these incredible truths online.

Now, you are probably thinking two things right now:

1. Woah, Tingle Believer! He's so cool!

2. Doesn't having Tingle's sultry eyes in the background give Tingle Believer an unfair advantage during this speedrun?

Well, let me address this quickly. 1) Yes, I know. I'm cool! 2) It is a huge advantage to be able to look at Tingle's sweet, sweet, face while playing Peggle, but it is not an unfair advantage, because everyone can do it. It isn't my fault I'm the first person to have thought of this!

Kooloo-limpah, my friends! And apologies to the speedrun.com person who has to review the almost 2 hours of footage with a picture of Tingle looking seductive in the background.