ALRIGHT EVERYONE because the "fun fact every day thread" thread is a complete failure, @Bomb has been banned, and @KendrickMeatRider69 is too lazy, AND that I've run out of things to put into the thread, I am starting this one. Okay? Okay.
Day 1: I'm feeling pretty proud that I've just finished a 30-piece jigsaw in 1 hour. It says on the box 3-5 years...
The successor to @KendrickMeatRider69's Fun fact every day thread🤔😳😳
This will be the more successful one i promise you
Saving my jokes for when gaming forgets
Day 2: My doctor friend has a picture of a country estate next to his bed. You can tell that he was a good bedside manor.
Day 3: When I was out walking the other day, I saw a shrub that was covered in bacon. When I went to take a closer look, I got mugged.Turns out it was a hambush.
Why is bro making jokes about bacon😑
Day 4: I don't mean to brag, but I'm the first person to make a book from onion skins. Read it and weep.
Day 5: long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.