since you can let the kid die, I think there should be 2 subcategories for Fastest Death: 'You Died' and 'Kid Died'

I also think the rules should be laid out better to look more clear. layout/rules I came up with:

General Rules: Timing is done using the in-game timer on kongregate. The speedrun timer must be enabled. You must play the game on this website: www.kongregate.com/games/dietzribi/super-responsible-parent

Any% Specific Rules: You must complete every level in order from level 1-11.

Death% Specific Rules: Timing ends when the 'You Died' or 'Kid Died' text appears, depending on the subcategory.

Dashless% Specific Rules: You must complete every level in order from level 1-11 without dashing more than 2 times.

NOTE (don't put this in the rules): I have tested each level for dashless, and the only levels where you have to dash are level 6 (1 dash) and level 7 (1 dash)