So, my game is being weird. It seems like I have timescale on, with slow physics and such, and the audio is fine. But I don't have anything on. My sv_cheats is 0, my host_timescale is 1.0, and my phys_timescale is 1. Restarting my portal 2, or even my computer doesn't fix it. Does anyone know a way to make it stop so I can actually do a run without cheating?

Check your launch options.. make sure there is nothing there