Day 42 (the answer to life, the universe, and everything): I'm struggling with my podiatry business...I'm still finding my feet.

Day 43: My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play that game.

Day 44: I saw a man going uphill with a cart full of four-leaf clovers, horseshoes, and rabbits' feet. I thought, "Man, he's pushing his luck."

Day 45: If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee.

The mad lads still going give this man a round of applause

Day 46: I've got this pencil that used to belong to Shakespeare, but he chewed the end of it. I can't tell if it's 2b or not 2b.

Day 47: Sometimes I put my head between my legs and lean forward. That's just how I roll.

Day 48: I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

Day 49: I won't tell you any of my peanut butter jokes. You might spread them.

Day 1 For Me: Did you ever try to catch a fog? I did once. But, I mist

Day 50 bois: I thought about going on an all-almonds diet, but that's just nuts!

YALL SOMEONE APPLAUD THIS GUY HE'S MADE IT TO 50 DAYS STRAIGHT AND YALL AIN'T SAYING NOTHING

GOOD JOB GAMING FOR STICKING WITH IT FOR SO LONG

lol

Day 51: I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage, but I lost the case.

Day 52: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Day 53: Bad chickens lay deviled eggs

when normal chicken😁😁when super dooper evil chicken🤯🤯🙁🙁

Day 54: I'm done with being a people pleaser. As long as everyone's okay with that...

Day 55: A reluctant potato is called a hesitater

Day 56: Too many people are eating their salads plain, and I feel like that needs to be a-dressed.