where tf do i get my timer lol?

Welcome to the site. Check the FAQ thread:

https://www.speedrun.com/speedrunning/thread/pt010

welcome to the site

Enjoy your stay

Also recommend checking out the Knowledge Base, Timers are under Resources :) https://www.speedrun.com/knowledgebase/what-is-speedrunning

speedrun this: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/574747205/fullscreen/

@AstroPug can you stop spamming the CR forum about getting mod