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CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck is a deceptively hard game to speedrun. The game seems trivial however when attempting to speedrun FunkyPop%, you will find that you will almost immediately hit roadblocks, with FunkyPops not only being placed in hard to reach places, but places that, without proper guidance, are entirely impossible to reach.

This guide will show you what we believe to be the most optimal current routes for collecting all of the FunkyPops in CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck. The full run route explains step by step and day by day how to collect them all, and is designed solely for speedrunning the game. In the full run route you may read some terms you don’t understand, these terms are linked in blue, and clicking on them will link you to the entry we have created for that term. If you aren’t here for speedrunning and are just stuck on where to find the next FunkyPop in your regular playthrough, find our list of Individual FunkyPops here. This list has guides on how to collect each of the FunkyPops separately, along with screenshots of where exactly they are. Also in this guide is a description of each of the game’s areas, along with how many FunkyPops can be found in them. This guide also contains a trigger tree, which is designed to show you what in-game actions trigger certain events in game. We also have our glitch glossary, which is a comprehensive list of the glitches we have currently found in the game, as well as some other terms you may not be familiar with. Finally, this guide contains a small FAQ, which answers some questions about the run, issues you may face in the game and other generally useful questions.