I've seen some people run using the English version, while some using the traditional Chinese. Does one version have less text than the other (so as to go slightly faster), or does it not matter?

I'm not totally sure, since we basically mash enter to speed the text up. Not sure if there are moments where the text is unskipable.

I think there's no difference. I used the chinese version more as meme.

Okay, thanks!! Now to get back to running the game...as soon as it stops glitching on me, LOL. xDD