Teh urn! First run with the tutorial + jetpack skip pointed out to me by Jarom Madsen, was on time for all of the bosses, had great item RNG, got the plant boss and quick killed it, got the cloud boss and quick killed it, was one hit off from a perfect chicken fight, and had a near perfect wizard fight. This could be pushed to sub 9:30 with a perfect chicken fight, but it would be hard to get on top of all of the other RNG.