I'm on a quest to find the perfect knight in shining armor for my mattress, but I'm getting lost in a maze of waterproof warriors, temperature-regulating guardians, and quilted comfort champions! (By that, I mean mattress protectors, of course!)

There are just so many options: hypoallergenic heroes, budget-friendly foot soldiers, and even eco-friendly adventurers! I'm overwhelmed!

Can you mattress-protector sages help a weary soul out? What features are most important? Are there any hidden villains (noisy materials, weird textures) to avoid? And which brands are the true royalty in the mattress-protector realm?

Thanks in advance for your wisdom!

Assassin Creed is my obsession.

You are warmly welcome.