Thank god someone defended Lockwood’s honor lmao

@marvas I said "I THINK they use a 3rd party controller or something but I don't know and don't care" bc I know Eli and some other runners figured out how to strafe with analog are 100% legit and more skilled than you by a long shot. I never looked into how to do it bc I felt comfortable using the Dpad. You have REPEATEDLY cherry picked your arguments and tried to twist my words into something else.

Your request for a new category did not have to go this way. You come in here puffing your chest full of hot air and bullshit saying "no one can beat my times, you're all cheaters and crabs, oh and by the way, can we have a category just for me please???"

You need to stfu and take the L. Keep my name out of your punk ass mouth too while you're at it chump

LOL I already destroyed your "logic" but ok let's recap:

1. If the Rare devs thought strafe running was a glitch they would've removed it from PD. They did not and were 100% aware of the mechanic. Do you really think they didn't know? Instead of facing reality, you seem to have convinced yourself it must have been an accident ON BOTH GAMES. Pure delusion.

2. You claim it is unrealistic for Bond to move faster than the tank. It's a video game dude, not a fucking realistic secret agent simulator or whatever you think it is. There are plenty of things that happen in this game that are unrealistic, such as Bond carrying 500 bullets and 20 guns, being able to take multiple bullets without falling to the ground, just to name a couple.

3. You say it is "fixed" with dual analogs but there are others such as Eli that have found a way to make strafe running work on Xbox without using the DPAD. I think they use a 3rd party controller or something idk nor do I care

What else did I miss?

Not a glitch. You're a moron

Not a glitch

I am the only one who is fair all the time and only plays the game at its normal speed.

So let me get this straight. You are the only one in the entire planet that plays this game with dual analogs (what you call "normal" speed) and you want a separate category just for you? Am I hearing this correctly? Other than Eli playing facility no strafe just as a meme, there has to be more of you "analogies" out there right?

So apples for apples I'm the best Goldeneye player here, and you should respect my authoritah.

No one gives a damn about running the game without strafe running for a reason. Split and I were just trolling you with the tank runs and boy did it work lol. Sure champ, you are the best at running without strafe bc nobody plays that way, what an amazing achievement.

Congrats for figuring it out instead of claiming someone spliced a freaking meme run to beat your nonsense time lmao...and guess what dude? 007 is ALSO fantasy as much as you don't want to hear it. If we wanna talk realistic then any run where Bond gets shot should be disqualified using your logic. And how realistic is it for Bond to carry 500 bullets and 20 different guns without a backpack or even slowing him down? Like I said before, tons of PC games had faster strafe running and I'm sure there were outliers such as yourself saying that was unfair...tough titties bud, that is not gonna change nor will any "crab" runs ever be considered cheating. You are just stubborn and don't wanna play the game at the optimized speed, fine whatever. Using Dpad is not cheating nor a glitch. You simply just don't like it.

Serious question though, how many friends do you have that are into this analog only GE gameplay? If there are more than a few of you I would suggest starting your own webpage.

New tank world record 1:21 no strafe

Yo Marvy. Sorry to tell you you’re 1:27 is now a bronze medal…I caked 1:23, no strafe. Just like split’s run, this is 100% real and if we cared we could get it down to 1:19 possibly lower.

Mic is bugging my bad

The only bizzare thing is the straferunning glitch. It makes zero sense to run faster in a diagonal. Thats why in every other game except PD you move at the same speed in a diagonal.

Wrong: 1. Doom 2. Quake 3. Turok...all move faster while straferunning. Doom was very influential on Goldeneye so that's probably why the same MECHANIC exists (caps so you understand the correct term, as a glitch is something different entirely). To claim the devs did it by "accident" and then made the exact same mechanic on PD also by "accident", is nothing short of pure delusion. Play another game if you don't like it.

Insulting the mods after making a bizarre request is sure to work out for you