Hello "The Mix Twix bo Bix,"

Perhaps if you spelled my name right I could assume we are on the same level of gaming intelligence. But no, you had to misspell the seminal part of my name, "Curly," a legendary word and name that has been around for generations. While you seem to have named yourself after a skip in this very game! How hilarious! And as to you using this "Razur DeathBladder" nonsense... I refuse to believe it. Until a run has been uploaded in your name using at the very minimum two web cameras (one on your hand to verify proper usage of a mouse and not a touch-pad, and the other one trained your face so I can watch the color drain as you realize you cannot even get a sub-2:00 the proper way), I will maintain that I currently hold the WR for Any% in WHB... the REAL MAN's way.

Respectfully yours,

Curly Jefferson