After a few runs and many routes of All Gordos I think I found a pretty nice route before the next patch hits. I'll include a link to a video of a route being run casually at the bottom. Also I will recommend watching LoneLynx's run with glitches to get a good idea of the locations of all the Gordos if you don't have an hour to spare looking at my route. The splits can be found on the Resources page.

Note for Gordos: You are required to have 45 food items to satisfy the Pink Gordos, and 65 for other Gordos, if you feed only its favorite food item it will burst with 33 food items.

Best Food Options for each Gordo: Pink 1: 45 of any food Phospor: 33 Cuberries Tabby 1: 33 Stony Hen or 20 Stony and 25 Regular Hen Honey: 33 Mint Mango Rock 1: 33 Heart Beets Rad: 33 Oca Oca Rock 2: 33 Heart Beets Tabby 2: 33 Stony Hen or 20 Stony and 25 Regular Hen Pink 2: 45 of any food Boom: 33 Briar Hen Quantum: 65 total fruit.

Now for the most part this run is really reliant on a few things.

1. Getting the right food growing to cut time inbetween feeding Gordos.

2. Getting enough newbucks to upgrade at least 2 garden plots. Best is 3 upgraded Gardens. 4650 newbucks after getting 3 garden plots down.

3. Getting to the 2nd Storage upgrade.

After popping the first Gordo you really want to get Cuberries growing so you can pop the Phospor.

Note: You will want to be collecting hens/stony hens each day to feed the 1st Tabby so you pop it on your way to pop the Honey Gordo. I recommend to get some extra cash after upgrading your vackpack and gardens to get a silo and dump hens in it each day.

After getting the first plot of Cuberries going you will want to start upgrading your garden so it outputs more food. To get newbucks you can use your favorite method. For my route I like to get into the Moss and grab Honey Slimes along with Mint Mangos for my second garden plot since you will go to pop the Honey Gordo after the 1st Tabby.

You will want to have the 2nd Storage Upgrade before you go to the Honey Gordo.

While getting the Cubes and Mangos going you will want to try and get a Heart Beet garden going. You could finish feeding the Phospor and then use the Ancient Ruins strat to get into the Quarry and get a Heart Beet and if you are lucky you can also get Oca Oca in one trip. If you don't get Oca Oca you could go back for it a day later or you can plant Carrots (you will just need more to feed the Rad Gordo).

Before you go to the Honey Gordo you will want to clear both your Gardens and get your Veggies going. Optimally you will have beet and oca going, but beets and carrots can work at the cost of some time.

After feeding both Rocks and the Rad you will get into the rocky part of the route. Since the only Gordos left at this point are 2nd Tabby, 2nd Pink, Boom, and Quantum.

Before popping the 2nd Tabby I would recommend going in the Moss for a Day or 2 and getting 33 Briar Hens and storing them in your silo or coop before going to the Ancient ruins. I would also open the Ancient Ruins at this time because if you want to have the least amount of trouble when bringing the food for the Quantum and Boom I would have access to the ruins first. You will see in my run that I don't do this and have a bad time.

You will want to get 45 food for the 2nd Pink Gordo ,hens for your 2nd Tabby, and after that I would switch your gardens to 2 different fruit so you can bring 65 total fruit for the Quantum Gordo.

When you get into the ancient ruins you will want to first find the Boom Gordo slime and pop it then make your way to the Quantum slime and after you pop that the run is over.

Note about the Boom Gordo: Feed it from a distance since when it pops the explosion from it can kill you and you will lose your food for the Quantum Gordo.

This route is probably not the best. This is also my first time trying to route a speedrun so it will have flaws, but I hope we can get a decent route going and get some times for this category up.

This is Lonelynx run with Glitches

This is my route