Living in a box under the stairs In the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop

you know the place

Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning It was driving me crazy