Based on TheFlyingMarlin's current WR.

HORRID PROJECTION as soon as you start, activate the crystal and turn off battle animations in the options, as well as instant text speed head directly to the computer area, get the green crystal and then mystic meat, then enter the warp go to somsnosa's house, get her gauntlets from behind the house, and then give them to her. then check her tv for bubbles. go to her basement and get killed by a skull warp back home with the blue crystal go to the city, and then go to the mountain get three paper cups from the secret hole next to dedusmuln's bed in his tent talk to dedusmuln, have him join you and then use the water dispenser in his tent get space shurikens from the tv on the mountain for all three party members die to the fleshstache by holding x and dying to the counter activate the green crystal in the afterlife, then sleep on the couch equip somsnosa with her gauntlets, then enter the portal go to the horrid projection fight

on turn one, use bubbles with wayne on HP, then have both dedus and soms use space shurikens on the guard. if anyone gets paralyzed/proisoned, use mystic meat with wayne on the second turn, otherwise spam shurikens and attacks for the rest of the fight

GRAVEYARD Go to graveyard in the west. here are the graves you need:

upon entering the tomb, go down. dont touch any of the enemies, as you're most likely not strong enough to fight them, and they'd lose time anyways. keep going down until you walk onto the snake like platform, then follow it until you reach a vegetable.

take the vegetable in your path, then once you walk onto the big body, walk right. then exit the tomb.

In the second tomb, walk right, then up to exit.

PONGORMA take the airship to the city. buy two combat shells, and put them on wayne and dedusmuln. heal at the bathtub, then leave the city. go to pongorma's house. here are the symbols you need to activate:

row 1 column 1 row 2 column 1 row 2 column 3 row 3 column 2

heres how to fight pongorma:

turn 1 Wayne: Space Shurikens on guard 1 Somsnosa: Bubbles on Pongorma Dedusmuln: Space Shurikens on guard 1

turn 2 Wayne: space Shurikens on Pongorma Somsnosa: Space Shurikens on Guard 2 Dedusmuln: Space Shurikens on Guard 2

turn 3: All Space Shurikens on Pongorma, then attack normally until you finish the fight

Leave Pongorma's crib

use the airship to go home, and then use the bathtub at wayne's house

go to clawman's tower

use the water dispenser in the first room of the tower

clawman fight:

Turn 1: Wayne: Mystic meat Somsnosa: bubbles Dedusmuln: Space Shurikens Pongorma: Partial Destruct

Turn 2 Wayne: Space Shurikens Somsnosa: Space Shurikens Dedusmuln: Space Shurikens Pongorma: Normal Attack

Keep Mystic Meat and Bubbles up until the end of the fight, otherwise spam Space Shurikens and normal attack

Get money from the machine for key to ship, then go to city. buy berry shields for everyone, and get everyone equipped

fly the airship to the island with the rocket on it. Buy 21 hotdogs and the key, then take the rocket to the moon

in the moon palace, get the chest on the left path, and give the axe you get from it to wayne. then check the toilet on the right. then head to gibby as normal.

Gibby Fight

Gibby Strategy: keep Mystic Meat and Bubbles up the whole fight. Otherwise, spam Space Shurikens, and heal with hotdogs if needed. focus on the towers first, then take down gibby. Use Partial Destruct as your first hit on Gibby.

Timing ends upon losing control after spamming the lever on the THE END screen.