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Day 33: I would love to open a bakery, if only I could raise the dough.
Please, donut stop with the puns. I loaf them ✨
Day 34: You can tell the gender of ants just by placing them in water. If they sink, girl ant. If they float, buoyant.
Day 35: Since I've lost my job at the adhesives factory, I've completely fallen to pieces.
Day 36: My wife just announced she's leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms. Happy days!
Did you ask her to stay Friends?
I've waited long enough. It's time for my own joke now.
Day 36 (part 2): I saw a sign that said "society for asking stupid questions" I asked "is this the society for asking stupid questions?"
@Gaming_64 yeah I know. Friends is an American sitcom as well
@Corallo I forgot about that lol
Day 37: somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked.
Day 38: I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.
Day 39: I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. Now I'm in the hospital waiting to be seen.
Day 40 (almost forgot lol): My friend just moved into his new apartment on the twelfth floor. He thought it was on the thirteenth floor but that's another story.
Day 41: For sale: limbo dancing equipment. $10. Won't go any lower.