After hitting skip to skip the final cutscene you can move before the game fully loads. So after hitting the final skip move right once, down three times, then move left and press space. This will allow you to collect the item to set yourself on fire later. Go to the sleeping guy next to the file cabinet and set yourself on fire. Then go to the kitchen and get the first stapler. Then get the trophy and collect the other two staplers to wait for the girl to move from the microwave. Then use microwave to burn yourself and head towards the elevator. Collect last stapler next to elevator and use elevator once green arrow is pointed up. Then go to the emergency doors and press space to have the 5 animals hit you (you want all 5 to hit you). Collect the fish and move near the glass floor and press space to be eaten by a shark. That should kill you after the shark. Hopefully you guys found this guide useful. :)