https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WSOiwr1GSVUBBqbO5QU8xVWuGjse_x_U_yf8PCZOT28/edit?usp=sharing

This guide will inevitably be updated. If you want to check if anything's been changed, there's an update log at the bottom of the guide.

Thank you so much to everyone who helped discover the strats and gave me advice for what to say here!

EDIT: I have made a video-based guide as well! This goes over some stuff I didn't mention in the text guide, and it is up-to-date as of Feb 9 2021. If you think I missed something/took too long on something, let me know--I want to improve this guide as much as possible! You can use the video chapters function to navigate quickly between games.