100% Guide

Here is an excel sheet of every location and all of their Got em's, Cosmetics, Side Chores, and Promposals. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GFjW7cxgbZ9LAhYjDnJk6X8pwzA0PuoCAB_zRHyle8I

Here is the route laid out.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GVJ4cY3XOTutTI8gpybslt0Ow5R7UJf7xFxOetpPQeU

All Side Chores 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SbeWCiKnCRuC_DmEwvhl_kB0n5coumRY4SLeP9WHnqE/edit?usp=sharing

Any% route by Streetbackguy

Day 1
    • Go through tutorial as normal
    • When in the Gym, use Telekinesis on the Rolled Up scroll in the garbage pile next to Dr Dropout
    • After you exit the classroom to go to the Principle’s office, keep going right and grab the Plastic Bag from the garbage bin. Then go through the red door and talk to the principle
    • After the Principle leaves, grab the White-Out from the cabinet on the left and use it on your Student Record on the desk
    • Leave and re-enter your classroom. Grab the pencil from Mr. Murphy’s desk
    • Go to your locker and use the Pencil on it
    • Exit, and then enter the next classroom on the left. Grab the Rotten Apple from the bookcase and leave
    • Exit, and go into the classroom in the foreground, just before the Hall Monitor. Grab the Bag of Sugar from the science desk
    • Exit then enter the Female Toilets and grab the Yeast Packet from the garbage bin
    • Exit and enter the Male Toilets and talk to the cool kids for the Hall Pass
    • Talk to the Hall Monitor as you exit
    • After talking to Sawyer, go right to the Red Door and enter. Talk to Starsky and Hutch on the bench. Select the “You obviously hate each other” option
    • Use the USB Drive 3 times on the Printer on the right. Grab the Flyers after Coops dialogue.
    • Hang the flyers up in these locations: Noticeboard by the Entrance, Noticeboard in the hallway opposite Red Door and Cafeteria Notice Board. Once done, go back and talk to Sawyer.
    • After Sawyer, head all the way left and enter the stairs going down, next to the Gym. Grab the Keys from the right side of the furnace
    • Exit then go right until you see the Janitors Closet. Use keys on the door
    • Grab the Pulley from the counter and leave
    • Enter the hallway opposite and go right to enter Shop Class. Grab the Green Safety Knife from the foreground
    • Exit and run back to the first hallway, then go left and enter the Gym. Use Safety Knife on the Hanging Rope to the right. Grab it, then combine it with the Pulley in your inventory
    • Head back to Shop Class and use the Pulley on the hanging Hook to the right. Next, use the lever that’s just above the desk to pull it up. Grab the book underneath once the desk is lifted.
    • Go back to the first hallway and enter the next door in the foreground, next to the Book Fair Sign and the kid wondering what to read
    • Use the Book in your inventory on the Librarian
    • Leave school and after Coop speaks, exit the school. Run all the way to the right, and all the way to the right on the next screen
    • On the screen with the sloped hill, double click near the stop sign in the distance to move to the next screen
    • Go left and enter Rods Thick Pizza and talk to Rod. Select “As luck would have it” option for your free pizza
    • Exit, then make your way back to Coops House, which has Flamingoes (and the Bullies) out front
    • After a lot of dialogue, you’ll be in Coop’s Room. Exit, and enter the second door on the right. Grab the Walking Cane from grandma’s bedside table
    • Exit, go back downstairs and talk to Grandma. Pick the “How can I help Grandma” option
    • Go into the kitchen and open the fridge, then pick up the Green Fruit Rollup, then go back to the front room and enter the room on the right. Pick up the Matches from the table
    • Go upstairs and use the Walking Cane on the Attic, then enter
    • Pick up the Fireworks from the ground, in front of a chair with a box on it. Then up Fruit Rollup on the Broken wire to the right
    • Go downstairs and talk to Grandma, select the bottom option
    • Go into the kitchen and exit through the back door. Grab the Oven Gloves on the floor, use the Fireworks on the Barbecue and use Matches on the Fireworks.
    • Climb up the nearby ladder and use Oven Gloves on the wasps nest
    • Go back to Grandma and talk to her. Once dialogue is done, run back to the Main Street and use the Pizza Box on Moe, the handstand guy out front the Retirement Home
    • Enter the Retirement Home gate, then go to the Left to get around the back. Use the Trolley to hide inside and get enter the Retirement Home
    • Once inside the Retirement Home, go through the double doors and head right for two screens. Exit through the door that is to the left of the Reception Counter
    • Use the Fountain to clean prune Juice off of yourself, then exit the way you came and head left. Go Up then right to get to three doors, enter the one with “Thurman” on it (middle door)
    • Talk to Bernie. Once done, exit the room and head to the screen on the left. Use the Sleeping Man in the Armchair
Day 2
    • After a lot of dialogue, grab the Pen off of Coop’s Desk. Go downstairs and grab the Cheque that is right beside the Picture Frames in the foreground.
    • Go to the room on the right then exit through the right for the Garage. Go all the way Right and press the Blue Button on the counter.
    • Use the Cheque and the Permission Slip on the now lit up canvas, then use the pen on the Permission Slip to get a Forged Note
    • Exit Coop’s House and head left to the house with a man rocking back and forth on his porch. Enter the house and grab the Fly Paper from his porch.
    • Exit and then go right and down to the Gas Station. Look at the Plastic Bag in the air, then use Fly Paper to grab it. Use Plastic Bag on the Leafblowers on the Left
    • Inside the Lab, grab the Eyeball on the floor next to you. Go over to the desk being propped up by books and Use the Pile of Books for a Bible. Grab the Chalkboard Erasers that fall down to the ground.
    • Go right and use the Chalkboard Erasers on the doorway to the bottom floor.
    • Run right and use the Eyeball on the Eye Scanner to open up the secret door. Enter the secret door. Time is at the beginning of the final Cutscene.
    • TIME!

KlawSin

texan_red_wolf

Cyanide and Happiness: Freakpocalypse

streetbackguy

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Hi everyone,

Good news! I've managed to fix the autosplitter so it now works like it used to. Seems some previous game updates might have broken it before.

It' available to use now on Livesplit if you go to Edit Splits, and I've uploaded the files needed for it to work on the resources tab.

Addit

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100% Guide	KlawSin 3 years ago
All Side Chores	texan_red_wolf 3 months ago
Any% route by Streetbackguy	texan_red_wolf 3 years ago