NetherlandsSo it was you last night
You know what, I was a bloody fool. The facts are, I ran around like a little monkey for a lot of years. And what was I running from? Who bloody knows? But while it was a good laugh and that, right, its over. Them days is for wankers. These days, I'm all about Krant, right, as I've discovered a new and better way to look after meself. It's no longer a vicious and nasty trail of pregnant women, used up drugs and destroyed hotel rooms in my wake. Now, I am a man of the tract. oh, I know, I know, how could the chemical doctor sort his self out, kidda? Well, I couldn't. On me own, I was lost, proper lost, but thanks to Cris Formage and the fine folks at The Epsilon Programme, I've found a better way to live. No more cocaine, no more heroin, no more ceaseless, boundless self pleasure. henceforth, ladies and mental patients, I am following the words of the tract! The world is 157 years old. Sperm is a lie! Proper truth, man, when you think about it, like. And, what's more, The Epsilon Tract only tithes at 8.75% so I've found salvation for a low, low price. You know what? Give it a try. You might like it. My music is better than ever, and finally, my lyrics are infused with spirituality.
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My name is George Takei, not Takai, like you've insisted on pronouncing it for the last 40 years! Remember: Takei, like in "toupee." Your hair is like my men; every year, it gets darker and thicker. All night long, I've had to stare at that tangled, sticky, messy clump of fur. Farrah, please close your legs! At least Betty White had the decency to shave. Shatner is a generous actor. He gave Nichelle Nichols herpes! If Arty's my cuddly muffin, Shatner, you are a rich, gooey devil's food cake that I want to drop my face into and go BBBBBBBBBB!
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Hi. I'm actor Morgan Freeman. You might remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually", "Uncross your legs and realise there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed", "You're producing saliva too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realise you need to go to the toilet", "You haven't cleared your throat for a while" and telethons such as "You probably didn't even see the stream title yet".
Hello ZFG. I’m from the future. A dreadful future where speedrunners are kept in cages, being forced to speedrun for the entertainment of others. All of this happened because of you. In a few months you will get a 4:20:69 OoT 100%. The chats response will be so overwhelming that the servers explode, millions of lives will be lost. I managed to escape from my cage and set out on a quest to stop this madness. When I pulled my sword out of Zeldo’s pedestal I travelled back in time. Please, ZFG, quit this category while you still can.
Hi [strimmer name], this is your grandma. So this is where you hang out all the time. Your grandpa and I were getting a bit worried, we haven’t seen you in weeks. I am very glad to see that you seem to be doing all right. However, now that I’m watching this run, I’m not so sure anymore. You’ve been making mistakes and have been bleeding time throughout the entire run so far. Perhaps you should take a break and come visit your G-Pa and G-Ma, I’ve baked you some cookies. I know you will probably want to finish this run anyway, so we’ll see you in a few hours. Now, go and make your nana proud.
Almost passed the 1 hour mark, still going strong BCWarrior.
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