Please make it happen, I will do anything to see this, up to and including:

1. Becoming your house maid

2. Being your sex slave

3. Donating my organs

4. Debasing myself for your pleasure

5. Becoming your work alter (going to work if your stead so you can stay home)

And many more.

If you are a super gamer and reading this message, please consider these incentives and let them motivate you towards crafting the greatest speedrun ever recorded (RTCW 5.0 Realism any%).