glitchless since I'm a player that doesn't spend money on the game so I can't do any emotes to glitch through stuff. Ig I'll share my strats here, so obviously I save a lot of time on boards because I went for 3 bloxys (1 attic, if I got pie dish I reset, 1 from store and 1 from house) and also purposely don't sleep 1st day so I'm on top of the 1st floor boards as soon as they appear. (this saves about 6-8s if done well). For 2nd day if I get large pizza and get bloxy in the vault I even go for skipping sleeping 2nd day as well to avoid rng from being attacked. (I call it insomniac but idk if this is a completely new idea or what). For basement I haven't figured out any super consistent way to kill the villains so I kinda just rush them and click as fast as I can until they die lol. 4th day I get 2 cookies (or chips if they're $40) and eat that to have enough health to not go below 80 after the pizzaman fight. For that fight, going behind him and letting him back you into a corner while jitter clicking is super consistent. I sleep in the basement 4th day and if you get attacked you can book it to the basement entrance and they don't even see you lol. Lastly, you can trigger the alarm by going in the corner left of the door and jumping, which saves almost a full second. To get from the house to the portal, I did ~ 1s right, 0.75s forward, 1.25s left, 5s backward, and 3.5s backward+right with some jumps to get over the fence. Being inside the portal doesn't save much time because the egg always spawns at the same time in the music so you just have to be near the portal. The bossfight doesn't have much new except just generally cleaner ig.

What timesaves did you know about?

I hoarded quite a few substantial timesaves that might've gone unnoticed but I'm very familiar with the process of spending hours just trying to think of new ideas for timesaves so I'm pretty confident I've found the optimal way to play for this ending. I'll upload in a day or 2 and let you guys see what I did!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much would you guys believe me if I said I got 25:59 1P Egg Ending No HC because I might've just did that...

Funniest timeloss ever in hindsight but man it was annoying completely not understanding why it took my 4th day 5s longer compared to other runs lol.

WAIT ITS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!! I figured it out by comparing your 26:18 to my runs and its because when I go to the store I get 2 cookies with my remaining $40 (if chips arent 40) and I just spam clicked until I got the cookies, but the message "you don't have enough money to buy this" delays the rest of the texts by about that long.

Ok thanks I'll try that out and see if it works! (I meant the 1st one)

I've been doing some 1P egg ending runs and on the 4th day it sometimes takes about 5s longer to do the "it's getting late" fade out and I literally don't know why it does that. Over multiple runs I've recorded the time from the basement fade out to the 4th day fadeout to be 3m 59s, 4m, 04s and 4m 05s. Is it completely luck or am I supposed to do something to stop it from doing that it's driving me nuts.