This guide will go by each scene and tell you the fastest way to complete each scene there isnt too much to this game, but i was bored so here you go

-First - hold right and jump when you have to -Home - hold left -Left/Right - go right, fall down, then hold left -Skinner - There is a difference from activating the poop machine and jumping to reactivate. The button will pop up sooner when you arent activating the machine, so learn the timing and try to get it as efficiently as possible. -Shake - hold right -. - hold an arrow key down (two at a time might help i dont know) -Spring - run in the opposite direction of your shadow, when the shadow flashes, stop and change directions once your shadow switches sides, repeat until shadow disappears and run through the door -Resign - hold right -Koan - hold right -Change - jump to the right -Return - drop down left then walk right -Control - do nothing until scene is over -Obey - hold the left arrow down before scene starts, then press right arrow once and wait for the fade to black (while still holding left) this will make your placement as close to the left side as possible once you regain control after the fade to black) -Slow - press left and right arrow keys at a decent pace until scene ends (if you press too fast you wont sink as fast) -Same - hold left -Fall - hold right till you drop to the bottom of the screen then hold left -Cave - learn the cycle and time jumps accordingly -Teapot - hold right then stop once you drop down, then hold right again -Stop - hold right and jump at the 2nd skull on the ground -Fly - 45 second wait that is not affected by anything you do (as far as we know), i use this time to take a short break until about 5 seconds before the scene ends, where i hold right to set up for the next scene -Disappear - hold right till your normal body is out of frame, stop very quick then hold right until your reflection is out of frame, stop very quick again then hold right until scene ends -Limbo - touch the four lower floating bodies as fast as you can, start by jumping on the first stump and getting the first two, the next two dont need a stump, then run around until scene ends -Roll - the boulder is on a cycle, and it was recently found that rolling left is faster then rolling right. however, the cycle starts with the boulder rolling right, so wait about 3 seconds and roll the boulder (left or right arrow key, does not matter). once you have the boulder rolling down to the left, once the boulder is about to switch directions, stop and wait about 3 secs (thats about how long the cycle takes to keep your boulder rolling in the same direction) -Owl - hold right -Escape - hit esc, unpause by holding left, and wait for scene to end -Distance - hold left until you drop down on the next platform, then jump immediately and hold left to fall -Edge - hold left -Bait - get to the furthest right without falling off, then hold left to go through the hidden door -End - (autoscroller) time your jumps over the trash cans until the game ends