General Tips: -Mash A to both scroll text faster and progress text boxes. -During the medal ceremonies, press B to skip them. -Always mash when an event is ending to scroll the score, tourney bracket, and the Ham’s dialogue post event. -Run by holding B whenever possible.
-The guide tells the fastest way to travel between locations. U-Up D-Down L-Left R-Right -To get to Howdy, run straight up unless otherwise stated. -Instructions for the fastest way to complete each game are described below.

Timing: -Start when selecting “Tournament” -End after talking to Bo after Marathon when the screen goes black (before the closing ceremony).

Opening Ceremony and Day 1 -Mash the day info screens and Bo’s opening text. -after Bo says “introduce the teams” you can break from mashing until all four teams are introduced. -Resume mashing when the screen changes to all four teams lined up -Mash Red Ham’s text,select Yes, and mash Bijou’s text -When Bijou leaves, follow her, go to the stadium (L) -Mash Howdy’s text, talk to him again, select Enter then Yes 100m Dash -When the run begins, press A right when the countdown ends, but not too early as to false start. Complete the run quickly as normal, but do NOT WR as it is slower since you must mash the announcers text and you get more seeds. -Skip Medal Ceremony (B) -Mash Pashmina’s text, then talk to Boss and mash his text. -Go back to the Clubhouse automatically and Sleep (Inputs: A next to bed, Up, A) right after Boss leaves -Mash Fairy text

Day 2 -Mash Orange Ham text, Yes -Wake up, Mash Snoozer’s text, try to leave, then Mash the TV text and actually leave -Go to Tennis Courts (L, U) -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Tennis Prelims -When serving, serve and then run to the net to run into the return. -When recieving, run right into the serve. -No Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to Stadium (D) -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Hammer Throw -hit A, then hit B right when oxnard is facing diagonally up and left to throw it into the green and get a Foul. Do this three times. -Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to Pool (R, R, U) -Slight right and up to Howdy, talk to him slightly off center as his Pool hitbox is odd, Enter, Yes Diving Fastest to mash A to make Cappy jump and progress score, then do nothing to receive the fewest seeds. Press B to skip the replays. Optional to play the game to practice, not a huge time loss. -Skip Medal Ceremony -Go back to Clubhouse (D) -Mash Mail Ham’s text and cut between Snoozer and Sandy to sleep -Mash Fairy text

Day 3 -Mash Yellow Ham text, Yes -Go to Beach (L, U, U) -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Volleyball Prelims -First serve, press A to throw the ball up then drop it. Then do nothing the rest of the game. No mashing required between points. -No Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to Stadium (D, D) -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Hurdles -This event is an acquired feel. Press A when it says start, but not too early to false start. Hold B to jump over hurdles, and press A right when you land to boost. Try not to WR. -Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to the Lawn (R) -Go diagonally up and left to Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Bird-Back Riding -Practice makes perfect for this. Ensure you have enough speed for each obstacle to not lose time. Running into anything significantly loses speed. -Skip Medal Ceremony -Go back to Clubhouse (R) and Sleep -Mash Fairy text

Day 4 -Mash Green Ham’s text, Yes -Go to Stadium (L) -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Pole Vault -Mash A to set height, Press A to start running and on each of the pads, then Mash B to fail quickly. Repeat three times. -Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to Tennis Court (U) -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Tennis 3rd Place Match -When serving, serve and then run to the net to run into the return. -When recieving, run right into the serve. -Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to Lawn (D, R) -Go diagonally up and left to Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Carrot Pull -Mash A to pull the carrots ask quickly as possible. -Skip Medal Ceremony -Go to Clubhouse (U) and Sleep -Watch Maxwell hanging out

Day 5 -Mash Blue Ham’s text, Yes -Go to Pool (U) -Slight right and up to Howdy, talk to Him slightly off center as his Pool hitbox is odd, Enter, Yes Swimming -Complete this event as usual, try not to get WR. -Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to Lawn (D, D) -Go diagonally up and left toTalk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Archery -Mash A to fire as quickly as possible. Random scores will occur. -Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Avoid the colored hams to the exit -Go to Beach (L, U, U) -Avoid other teams on first screen to go Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Sailing -Another tricky event. Try to reduce the amount of times you hit L and R to change angles. Ensure you actually clear each marker before traveling too far. There’s no WR so go as fast as you can. -Skip Medal Ceremony -Go to the Clubhouse (R, R, R, D) and Sleep -Mash Fairy text and when she asks the question, hit Start, A to end quickly

Day 6 -Mash Indigo Ham’s text, Yes -Go to Stadium (L) -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Triple Jump -HIt A to start running, Press A on each pad, then hit B right past the red foul marker. Repeat. -Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to Pool (U, R, R) -Slight right and up to Howdy, talk to him slightly off center as his Pool hitbox is odd, Enter, Yes Syncronized Swimming -This is an autoscroller. Fastest (and funniest) to sit and do nothing for less seeds. Mash the scores. -Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Howdy’s text -Go to Beach (L, L, U) -Run straight upwards, you’ll dodge the ham Volleyball 3rd Place Match -First serve, press A to throw the ball up then drop it. Then do nothing the rest of the game. No mashing required between points. -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes -Skip Medal Ceremony -Go to Clubhouse (R, R, R, D) and sleep

Day 7 -Mash Violet Ham’s text, Yes -Go to the Stadium (L) -Talk to Howdy, Enter, Yes Marathon -Do this as normal. Again try not to get WR. -Surrender, Skip Medal Ceremony, Mash Bijou’s text -GO AROUND BIJOU AND RIGHT TO BO (not down) -Mash closing ceremony -Time after the fade out out to black when credits roll

Yay!