http://pastebin.com/1h3YGvbq These notes assumes knowledge of the any% route and some basic game knowledge.
Childhood Normal start
Child Guild Books in library - Clockwise, shelves 1, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17
Teenager Guild At start of teenager, go to back bookcase behind you in room, get "A Love Story" Get Tale of Maxley from top route, first on right RMB on end of Will Training, Kill Bandits in guild woods
Wasp Queen
Bowerstone Buy/Sell Do Pie and Sacks twice Buy all Red Meat + 10 Apples to spam at Demon Door Break rightmost barrel near trader for Moonfish, pay fine
Get book and key in first floor of tailor's shop
1/30 keys
Do pub game
Speak to Maze
Sell Sword and Bow, buy Ebony Bow and Iron Katana (one hits Wasps later)
Speak to Sick Child's mum
Usual Ages of Might Potion
Beardy Baldy quest
Go to Bowerstone Quay, speak to man by pier (DO NOT SPEAK TO WITCH)
Pudding Basin, Mutton Chops, Trader stache
Change to Normal Haircut + clean shave for better deals later
Sleep in nearby bedroll
Speak to Witch
Try and fish once for 50G fish while waiting for Fist Fighters (if you fail once ignore and do fist fighters)
Do Fist Fighters 1
Back to Guild, take Orchard Farm Grab key in bushes 2/30 keys Kill lady in Picnic Area for Blue Mushroom Fish up Ages of Skill potion (free up 2 hotbar slots)
Greatwood Entrance Pick up Will Master's Elixir from chest Fish in Entrance for 50G fish
Fisher Creek Fish up Golden Fish Leave + return Get Key + Hat + Rod 3/30 keys Fish up middle spot behind house for key 4/30 keys
Greatwood Lake Grab key, open Silver chest (use Elixir) 5/30 keys Orchard Farm Fish up Elixir of Life after quest
Greatwood Gorge Kill all bandits (snipe, avoid getting hit) Alternative low exp strat - kill first bandit, random bandit, boss bandit, saves 35s Use Elixirs, free up slots for Apples + Meat Guild Normal upgrades minus summon, Physique to 4, Slowtime 1 Take Hobbe Killing Contest
Darkwood Lake 360 no scope stone near Darkwood Camp 6/30 keys Eat Meat while at the camp Fish up Key in Ancient Cullis gate 7/30 keys
Barrow Fields Get fat by eating last of Apples, open demon door Hand in Quest
Steal Mushroom, go to Oakvale Buy sell to 140K gold Buy 1 perfume !! Buy ALL books !!
Steal first book in house beside buyable building
Sleep to night in house opposite
Speak to Maze
Do Pub Game
Do Punch club 2
House opposite Graveyard, book
Start Ghost Pirate Quest (do not do quest)
Get key from Oakvale Graveyard, completes quest
8/30 keys
Chicken kicking - 50, 150, 250 points
9/30 keys
Back to Guild
Take quest
Buy all buy/sell stuff
Guild woods
Fish up key
10/30 keys
Kill guy in woods
Fish up Mushroom by Door
Open guild demon door (use lamp)
Bind Elixir to hotbar (remove Lamp)
Bandit Seeress Do quest normal way - no clipping, skill pot !! Buy all books and 11 crunchy chicks Dig up Key next to Ages of Will potion 11/30 keys Kill bandit with pass Do camp pub game w/ slowtime Sleep at Camp so it is night
Get Melee Bandit to follow after fight
Fist Fighters 3 (bandit kills fighters)
Guild Get 2 books in Maze's place
Witchwood Cullis Gate Break barrel by Ages of Potions for book
Witchwood Stones No clipping
Fish Key opposite Door
12/30 keys
Temple of Avo Donate all Gold, click OK, interact with altar, donate 1 gold, free Sentinus
Witchwood Lake Dig up under the gargoyle 13/30 keys Fish up Will Master's elixir Hit the demon door in Knothole glade with 3s pullback Arrow Get Elixir of Life from Door Go back to guild, take quest Dig at second White Balverine spot 14/30 keys Use Elixirs and equip Sentinus Normal WBalverine, DONT POP POTIONS
Knothole Glade Do pub game Balverine Slayer book, last house next to general goods merchant
Upgrades: 5 Speed, 1/2 Shield, 2 Berserk, 2 Force Push (2 berserk 1 hits hobbes in Contest) Take all quests (boast)
Lookout Point Speak to Wandering Trader (not title vendor) Make him follow, start quest, kill him
Hobbe Killing contest Fish up key 15/30 keys Berserk + Force Push Hobbes to ~50+ mod Pop potions !!!Collect Treasure Clue in chest!!!
Regular route: Physique 6 - Speed 6 - Accuracy 5 - Enflame 3 - Strike 2/3 - Max Push - Summon 1 - Berserk 3 - Shield 2/3 - Magic Power 4/5 - Rush 3~ Enflame route: Physique 6 - Speed 6 - Accuracy 5 - Enflame 4 - Strike 2 - Max Push - Summon 1 - Berserk 2 - Shield 2 - Magic Power 3/4
Buy full bright plate armor in Arena
Force Push early waves, summon spam from Earth Troll onwards 1,100,000 Will Required
Double enflame Bandit Wave 1, see if you can get a summon
Guild Max out everything besides Evil Spells (Lvl 3)
Warp to Barrow Fields Trader Massacre (done now otherwise not enough good to max good spells)
Grey House mini quest
Open chest on top floor of House
Guild Take all quests
Oakvale (load here takes long time, game hasn't crashed) Pick up potions from Oakvale vendor Speak to Guard where cheater was at start of game for Quest
Lost Trader Run to trader at end of map Force Push + Heal Life him to victory Warp to camp at end
Trader Rescue Go for second area first, grab guys then get first guy (killing bandits is safest) Twinblade's Tent Hit Assassin, accept first offer, kill him Back to Oakvale, complete speak to guard to complete quest
Break the Siege Safe strat - go to left side of town up stairs, snipe all with bow Yolo strat - Speak to guard, take on alone, berserk kill them Summon strat - clip the gate, kill 3 bandits, win
Go to Witchwood Cullis gate Go all the way around back of Focus site to spawn assassin, kill Assassin Witchwood Stones Sleep to night !!!!!Open chest in Stones Demon Door and get floor books!!!!! Do rescue thing quest with Guards (make sure to speak to him after) Temple of Avo Pull out sword Warp to Knothole glade Kill Archery Competition owner, pay fine Go near exit of KHG, kill Assassin, and do Fist Fighters
Go to Bowerstone North Grab final book (house on right, first book case in corner downstairs) Go back to BS South Hand in 25 BOOKS 16/30 keys
!!!Hand in Mushrooms to Witch then mother!!!
Buy Solus Greatsword, Buy Thunder Doll, Buy Potions
Speak to Jailed Dude
Windmill Hill Dig 2 keys 18/30 keys Go up then down windmill stairs to trigger assassin Open clue chest around back of Windmill Prison Path Kill assassin on way to final minions
Restock on potions in Guild after archeologist
Warp to guild and take Execution Tree (Not Rescue)
Execution Tree Kill prisoner at start of quest, complete it
Lychfield 3 keys in Graveyard, one fishing (near hut), one tomb, one dig (opposite tomb, near fishing spot) 21/30 keys !! Open Silver Chest in Circle of the dead !!
Clifftop path Take left path, grab key 22/30 keys
Prison
Bounty Hunt - headshot last guy (not required, but helps)
Go to Orchard Farm, granny necklace Warp to Gwood cullis gate at end of ghost granny
Hobbe cave Do crunchy chick door (!!MUST SPEAK TO HIM BEFORE EATING!!) Give gift to door in Cottage !! OPEN DEMON DOOR Dig up key in Rose Cottage 23/30 keys !!!Open cave larder chest !!!Dig up key in final area at back of map 24/30 keys
Finish Quest, Berserk Troll and get 14 multiplier for demon door in Gwood caves
Darkwood Marshes demon door Spam enflame !!Make sure to get the Dark Will Robes in Chest!! Darkwood lake Open 15 key chest after quest
Do bordello (buy 10 beers, give 6 to manager, dig up under left statue besides entrance, give to lady, get free fun) Open Demon Door by doing the thing 10 times
Go to Grey House Investigate mayor Cover up and marry Lady Grey Will Master's Elixir in Grey House Cellar Chest
Do Gateway to Hook Coast
Sleep to day, pick up potions @ HKC General store
Do Pub Game in HCoast
After going to the Barrier, kill assassin (around bell right of barrier, should get reward here)
Pick up Guild Potions
Open Guild 20 key Chest
Twinblade's Camp, sleep til night Hire Merc 1 !!OPEN ABANDONED ROAD DEMON DOOR!! Go to Temple of Avo, hire merc When the clock is almost at midnight (when line of pixels on right side of clock fades into the 'day' part, count to 10/15), then sacrifice. (Evil Merc seems to be more consistent?)
Go to Lookout Point, port to guild (must be Very Famous Status) Walk back to Lookout Point, keep recalling to lookout point to dupe NPCs Get ~48 villagers then enflame + push to max evil (8 dupes per warp) Bowerstone North Bandit spy extraction (speak to lady next to jailed dude) Trader with big mustache @ Windmill Hill, kill surrounding enemies, let him follow (but don't talk) to the hill, make him follow, rush to BS Jail Make sure he's following, otherwise quest will softlock
Leave and reenter Bowerstone North for Thunder Quest Rek Thunder Fish up Key 25/30 keys Open Silver Chest in Headsmans cave, warp in Gibbet Marry the lady Get Key + Katana 26/30 keys
Open Grey House Door and get key
27/30 keys
!!!!Get Key during Maze Fight 28/30 keys
Dig up Clue in Orchard Farm during Try to Stop Jack
!!Max out evil stats Rek Jack Throw away sword
Take Ransom Victim Quest
!!!Open 15 key chest in HCoast!!! !!! GET KEY IF NOT ALREADY !!!
!!ORKON'S CLUB!! Necropolis Fish up key 29/30 keys !!!Open 25 key chest
Warp to Lost Bay after Quest Dig up key in Lost Bay 30/30 keys Open chest Return to Necropolis, give away keys
Return to Snowspire Do final pub game in Snowspire
Fight Thunder
Ransom Victim
Kill briar
Go to Graveyard, walk halfway through old path, port to Guild Do hidden sword quest
Nostro
Go to bowerstone Get final doll (look for green dot in house, is probably night but he looks for you too)
Kill Jack GG