Any% Guide

This is a basic guide to Any%, including splits. This guide includes spoilers.
BASICS:
-Always, ALWAYS, pause the timer when a loading screen occurs. Loading screens feature nothing but a blank, gray image of Max's flaming head.
-Set the key to activate Max's interface as Q, and the key to open the inventory as E.
-Time begins when the Telltale Games logo first appears.
-You're going to spend a lot of the run spamming the mouse buttons to skip text. When not in a text menu or the overworld, constantly smash that MF mouse button.
-When in the interrogation segments, memorize the positions of each option. Going off compass directions, "Noir" is northwest, "Hurry Up" is northeast, "Tell Me More" is east, "Threaten" is south, and "You're Lying" is west. (When available, "What Rat?" and "Directions Where?" are also east.)
GAME START:
-There are two loading screens here. Pause through them.
-Click "OK", then select "Hurry Up."
-Click "OK", then select "You're Lying."
-Click "OK."
END SPLIT: THE MOLE PEOPLE
BEGIN SPLIT: THE INTERROGATION, LOOP 1
-Select "Hurry Up" twice, then "What Rat?"
-Select "Directions Where?"
-Select "Hurry Up" twice, then leave.
END SPLIT: THE INTERROGATION, LOOP 1
BEGIN SPLIT: THE INTERROGATION, LOOP 2
-Select "Frankie the Rat" on the map.
-Select "You're Lying", "Threaten", "Hurry Up", then leave.
-Select "Sign Spinner" on the map.
-Select "You're Lying", "Hurry Up" twice, then "Noir."
END SPLIT: THE INTERROGATION, LOOP 2
BEGIN SPLIT: THE NEW MAX
-Immediately walk northeast. Click the door to the observatory as quickly as possible. Try not to get the brain juice cutscene- it wastes a few seconds.
-At the end of the following cutscene, mash Q to exit out of Max's interface.
-Immediately run west and enter the Egyptian exhibit.
-Click on the jar itself, not the text below it, then exit the exhibit.
-Run south. After the cutscene where you meet Sal, run downstairs to the southeast corner, then open the inventory and use the brain on Max's body.
END SPLIT: THE NEW MAX
BEGIN SPLIT: THE POKE
-Walk east past the security guard. After the ensuing cutscene, run upstairs and examine the white phone next to the Egyptian exhibit.
-Press Q to activate Max's interface. Click on the toy phone to open the Teleportation menu, and select the office.
-After this cutscene, open the interface again and select the red nose-shaped hunk of putty to open the Rhinoplasty menu. Use it on the map of the city.
-Open the interface and activate the Teleportation power again, going back to the main room.
-Select the pink blob of putty from the Rhinoplasty menu to transform Max, then walk to the southeast and grab the audio guide, ignoring the guard.
-Go back to Sal and use the earpiece on him.
-Return to the guard and talk to him to spark a fight between the guard and Max. Without moving, activate the remote and select 4, then 9.
END SPLIT: THE POKE
BEGIN SPLIT: THE TAPESTRY
-Mash Q to exit out of Max's menu.
-Go to the northeast area and use Rhinoplasty on the blimp.
-Walk downstairs so that you can see the tapestry, then activate the Rhinoplasty.
-Take your gun from the inventory, Once Max is lined up with the tapestry, shoot him.
END SPLIT: THE TAPESTRY
BEGIN SPLIT: THE GAMBLE
-Immediately after the long cutscene, run west. After the cutscene, run back west and jump into the sewers.
-Talk to the mole people and select the "Salute" option.
-After this, go back up to the main area. Use Rhinoplasty on the nearby image of the credit card.
-Go to the Museum. Activate Rhinoplasty, then run northeast. After the ensuing cutscene where Max destroys the corn dog pile, go to the Frankie the Rat area.