Okay, quick story. I've always wanted to speedrun this so I did. My girlfriend sat there and watched an hour then passed out. I sat there and did 101% and instead of learning to moon kick to get into boss levels early I clipped through the staircase. I have watched enough of these speedruns to know what I was doing. I am very impressed with this time and praise God it is over. My favorite part of all this is beforehand I was reading the rules and it said I "Required: • Must hate self to submit" I thought to myself huh. I'm sure it won't be that bad. 6 hours in and I needed to use the bathroom and I physically felt my gameplay speed up. Also, my last notes are fuck mad jack and the pufferfish. The boat will never not be wonky.
After discussion over the last couple months and a vote amongst community members and the leaderboard moderators, runs on different consoles have been split and are now listed separately under different tabs. The decision included a near-supermajority vote to list the fastest console by default on a