This is how to beat TEST TEST TEST as fast as possible.

Note: start the timer as soon as you start the game and spamclick to the PLAY button, and stop the timer when the error appears. To play again after beating the game once, go to the last WORK button and reset progress.

Suicide Phase

The first part is the "suicide phase": getting to the loop as fast as possible to unlock the clock.

First, spamclick in the area of the "decline call" button to skip a long story part. Then, click through the text and head toards the aquarium to pick up the key and exit your house. Then, click through the text again and speed up time in the train to go a lot faster. After that, go to the elevator and enter it, then go to floor 60. Head towards the top of the floor and go through the final door, then click through the text and get fired.

After that, the game loops.

Main Phase

After the suicide phase, you need to gather the reports and beat the game.

First, you need to enter the lobby in the exact same way as before. Decline the call, exit the house, speed up the time. Then, head to the 60th floor and pick up the second report form the shredder by clicking on it. Head back to the elevator and enter 314159. The number should be ??. Go to this floor. You should be transported to a server area. Now, the machines are labeled like this:****

In the first row: A B In the second row: C D In the third row: E F And in the final row: G H

Now, continuously interact with the machines, press Y and ENTER and exit the machines in this order: CABDFEGHC. After that, exit the floor and head back from this floor to the 60th floor. Enter the computer and enter the password "triquetra59". Run the ".exe" program and once all the messages have showed up, exit the computer. There should be a cutscene, click through it. The third report should appear on the desk. Pick it up and then read all three reports on the desk nearby. Then head to the final room, click through the cutscene and once the manager asks what is work, enter "life".

After that, the rest of the run is a cutscene. Spamclick to the end. Congrats, you have completed TEST TEST TEST!