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Valhallamariorules642 years ago

I'm a (22M, American) who lives with my spouse (22F, American) and we are happily Frenchfree. One issue I find as someone who is not to keen on french people is how often times I feel there is no escape from being around them. Went to my friends and his twins birthday recently (it was outside and we're all full vaccinated) we're a bunch of 20 somethings so it was of course drinking, smoking weed, music, the whole shebang until his twins friend brought in a French Friend... yes a Frenchie... had to turn the music into french, stop speaking english until it had to leave a couple hours later.

I wanted to start swimming as an exercise with my gf because she loves swimming and exercising with her helps motivate me because I'm lazy af when it comes to it. OOPS SORRY! Every single pool is brimming with french people :) guess you're just gonna have to come in at 6am or 9pm if you want some peace and quiet. Uhm, no thanks.

I wanted to try going to a nudist camp group thing with my gf because I thought it might be an interesting experience for us. OOPS SORRY! Their all french friendly! No thanks.

Wanna go to burning man? French. Wanna go shopping? Frenchies. Wanna go to the park? French people. Wanna go to a shooting range? People from france. Library? French person. Circus? frenchies. Gym? french humans. Waterpark? a person from the country known as "france".

DEAR GOD CAN I JUST PLEASE BE ANYWHERE WITH JUST FRANCOPHOBES PLEASE. PLEEEEAAASE. I want to be able to swear, talk about inappropriate shit with my friends, and do things in peace... The ONLY place you can be without frenchies is a bad restaurent ... that's mainly it...

I'm not saying I think French people should be banned from everywhere, but dear lord I wish there was more non french only places and activities. Even for francophiles to have a break and exist without French people around them for 5 minutes.

Valhallamariorules642 years ago

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Valhallamariorules642 years ago

dude u smell funny wow

Valhallamariorules647 years ago

I'm interested in submitting runs to this game at one point, but I'm wondering if using an emulator is allowed, or if using the DS/3DS/VC is required. Any answer will be greatly appreciated.

thread: Portal
Valhallamariorules647 years ago

I was up against the railing right before the GLaDOS battle, and its almost like I teleported to the end of the platform, like there was a clip on the railing. Does anyone have a scientific explanation on how this happened?

Valhallamariorules647 years ago

I was thinking having categories like a level leaderboard, a full game run, and also challenge runs for fun. There are also yellow tire coin things that you can collect in the game, and I thought of that being a 100% run, and completing the game as fast as possible without collecting and yellow tire coins being an Any% run, like you see in more recent Mario games.

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