THIS RUN DOES NOT USE TURBO. All my runs are done using a standard Nintendo Switch Pro controller. For a demonstration of my text mashing technique, see

I did it! World record, baby! Still lots of cleanup to be done. I'm excited to see how it much lower it can go.

Shout out to Jadeite for originating the run and for most of the routing, and SWERY for making the world's most charming games.

Mod comment: Absolute legend!