1. You wake up before your alarm goes off, and think: “I’ve shaved seconds off my sleep time!”

2. You don’t wear a seatbelt because flying through your window in a crash is ‘impact boosting’.

3. You put your socks on before your trousers so you don’t spend an extra second pulling up your trouser legs when you put on your socks.

4. Parkour.

5. You take off your T-shirt like this:

Never really took an interest in Nicki Minaj till I heard this song:

My favourite character from Lord of the Rings. No, he’s not in the films.

Who is a Street Fighter’s favourite Bollywood actor?

SHAH RUKH KHAN‼️

❝You can do other shit fast but no one really calls it speedrunning.

❝Lol like, track and field runners don't call it speedrunning. They don't scream PogChamp when they get a PB lmao.❞

I dunno. When I wake up before my alarm goes off I scream that I shaved a few seconds off my sleep time.